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mucas
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Pasarel si Pasarica, singuri, singurei, pe-o creanga in mijlocul padurii, romantism, vraja, etc,...
-Pasarel: Pasarico, o smecherie, ceva in seara asta?
-Pasarica(tup, tup, mai incolo): Cum mai Pasarel, pai asa ma stii tu?
-Pasarel(tup, tup catre ea):Hai ma Pasarico, ne iubim si noi?
-Pasarica(tup, tup mai incolo): Hai mai Pasarel ,fii solemn, nici nu ma gandesc!
-Pasarel(nervos, tup, tup langa ea): Hai dom'le, lasa-ma cu texte d'astea! Pasarica tup,tup mai incolo si cade de pe creanga intr-o balta.
MORALA: Cu cat e preludiul mai lung cu atat pasarica e mai uda! :))))

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Viata la tara:

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e tare,sarmana femeie
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blestematii de parlamentari mai bine...

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Un copilas ii scrie lui Mos Craciun:

- Trimite-mi un fratior.

Mos Craciun raspunde:

- Trimite-mi-o pe ma-ta.
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say cheese :!: :D


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draguta :)

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n-a mers cu 'piatra de bujie' :)

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Un instalator "cara" dupa el ucenicul, acesta, la randul lui trage de geanta cu scule. Suna mobilul.
-Buei, pustiule, hai ca avem o interventie.
Ajung la o fosa septica infundata. Instalatorul se baga in fosa si intra pana la gat in c..t. Inspira adanc, se apuca de nas si intra cu totul. Ucenicul vede cum ies niste bule. Dupa cateva clipe, iese instalatorul la suprafata, manjit tot. -Da cheia da 16. Hai, repede!
Ucenicul deschide repede geanta, ia o cheie, altele cad cu zgomot. Instalatorul, stargandu-si rahatul de pe fata cu basca:
-Buei, sulica, pune mana pe carte, ca altfel o sa cari geanta cu scule toata viata!

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Si eu care aveam o parere proasta despre filmele chinezesti cu arte martiale.

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Mama! Tare film. Chinezii zburatori joaca la pitici. Iar ala cu bentita, al dracu' rau. Nu se lasa nici mort!
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Konichiwa 8)

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Cred ca locul ei e aici:


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Si asta


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Soul_assassin Quote:
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Si eu care aveam o parere proasta despre filmele chinezesti cu arte martiale.
Asa ceva nu am vazut nici cand eram micut si mergeam la cinema sa ma uit la " Biciul fermecat" sau la "Luptatorul cu sabia" :lol: Asta sigur ii smardoia pe amandoi !!!!! Si mai e si turc :lol:

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Doi lupi, se sfatuiesc sa fure oi de la un cioban. Deasupra lor, in pom , ciocanitoarea. Se duce ciocanitoarea la cioban si-i spune ce au de gand lupii. Ciobanul se apuca si leaga toate gaurile din gard,lasa una si se aseaza cu obata in mana. Vin lupii, unul dintre ei baga capul in gaura din gard: JAP ciobanul il arde cu bata peste bot.Lupul de durere isi duce laba la bot, se intoarce spre celalat si-i spune: Auzi, intra tu primul ca pe mine ma bufneste rasul!!!
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Amicii de la Octane.ie si-au facut postere cu masinile lor. :)


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mi se pare extraordinar :

Un tip foarte cochet observa intr-o zi ca este bronzat pe tot corpul cu exceptia p.... Asa ca se duce la plaja, se ingroapa tot sub nisip cu exceptia zonei albe. Doua batrane se plimbau pe plaja si observa ciudata excrescenta in nisip. Una din ele ii spune celeilalte: - Nu exista dreptate pe lumea asta! La 20 de ani ma intrigau, la 30 imi placeau, la 40 umblam dupa ele, la 50 plateam, la 60 ma rugam. La 70 m-am resemnat in sfarsit fara... Acum, am 80 de ani, nenorocitele cresc ca buruienile si eu nu ma mai pot apleca.


si un bonus pentru amatorii de drifturi . Se stiu ei :

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asta e din ciclul "burnout cu bicicleta"..
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LE: scuze bob, acum am vazut ca ai postat si tu filmuletul

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:lol: e genial!!

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:haha: Bine ca nu facea drift cu un dric cu mort in spate :haha: Si cu alai de bocitoare dupa dric... si ele pe drift...

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Pe mine ma doare sufletul cind vad cum chinuie animalul ala. Cred ca ce bine i-ar sta la lake ala din caruta cu un ham in gura....

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... de acord cu "soul_assasin"... as face si eu niste "cerculete" cu lake ala inhamat la caruta... :evil:

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Exact la asta ma gindeam si eu cind am vazut filmu' Ce bice i-as trage!
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