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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2017, 09:11 
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Au exagerat putin la +5° .... nu mai pornesc de la +10° :))


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2017, 09:55 
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Lipsesc romanii din ecuatie,la-25 stau in crasme(de frica) si asteapta pompierii sa-i salveze.. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2017, 23:05 
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Chiar m-a intrebat un vecin zilele trecute daca mai porneste Alfa, ca a citit el pe feisbuk chestia asta..

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2017, 23:35 
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am avut o alfa 156, 1.9 veche care tocmai am dat o....
dupa mai bine de un an jumate de stat pe bara, fara baterie si nepornita, la 0 grade sau cate era afara... a pornit imediat. de la prima cheie. in maxim 2 secunde a pornit! nu-mi venea sa cred. d-aia am spus mereu ca doresc pe viitor ca toate masinile mele sa fie macar lafel de bune ca aia... masina aia a fost masina de munca, birjarita, condusa de toata lumea, alergata, mereu incarcata si a mers mereu, fara sa ma lase in drum.
la jumatate de ora persoana caruia ii dadusem masina sa o puna la punct ca sa o vand ma sunat sa-mi spuna ca o sa cumpere el masina :)
chiar ma gandeam atunci ca mai bine faceam o filmare sa le arat la toti idiotii care spune mereu ca masinile italiene sunt proaste

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 15 Jan 2017, 03:06 
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:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 17 Jan 2017, 15:14 
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La radio reclama la salam;
Mananci de la Gabioti salam si o sa ajungi precum Van Damme.
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 04:45 
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Nelu te-a rugat Iulia sa-i dai si ei cinshpemiijumate sa-si ia 270 cai si ti da inapoi :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 09:40 
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:lol: pai si? Nu se duce nimeni sa vada care-i treaba cu ea? Poate o fi pomana la banii astia:)

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 10:58 
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Totusi este o masina de racing si se aude peste Maserati :)).

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 14:06 
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Chiar daca este Diesel... :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 14:24 
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Sa nu mai zica lumea ca Alfele nu se descurca in zapada..:)

http://dati.asaps.it/VIDEO/IMG_3628.mp4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 18 Jan 2017, 22:09 
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ce reclama buna ne fac domnii de la.4tuning!! Pana la urma ne zic ca nici o masina nu este buna:)
https://www.4tuning.ro/ghidul-soferului" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... 33511.html


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 19 Jan 2017, 13:04 
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piticu74 Quote:
Sa nu mai zica lumea ca Alfele nu se descurca in zapada..:)

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Vai Vai Vai Andrei ai scos Unimog-ul din zapada :))

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 19 Jan 2017, 17:02 
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Ceva de genul.. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2017, 21:24 
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Probabil ca unii au facut-o cand au vazut ca au disparut banii. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Feb 2017, 21:19 
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Colegul nostru BAZ-V8, un om atat de sensibil incat se ataseaza de orice masina ii iese in cale, insa mai apoi nu se poate obisnui cu ea :) Mai ales daca poate pune capac macar o miutza de euroi sa-i aline suferinta despartirii.
Asta pentru cine mai avea indoieli ca omul e un samsar si ii cauta circumstante atenuante pentru atitudinea de acum cateva zile.
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Partea funny a alta. Si masina asta o stiu, cu toate numerele acoperite :)

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Feb 2017, 22:28 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Colegul cui? :scratch:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Feb 2017, 23:00 
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Al nostru ma, are alfa, deci e coleg. Adica mancam cu totii dintr-un ceaun cum s-ar spune.
Ba chiar el e mai coleg cu tine decat sunt eu. Chiar daca are o alfa cu care nu se poate obisnui, deci trebe vanduta la dublul pretului de achizitie, macar are una. Eu n-am, am VW si m-am obisnuit al dreaq de bine cu el. Ca nu-ti face niciun beculet cu ochiul decat daca e nevoie sa alimentezi. Mint acu, mai am si alfe, doar ca nu le-am inmatriculat momentan, nu pot afirma ca sunt "unic proprietar". Dar urmeaza. :wink:
Stai sa iti mai caut una de la colegu' BAZ :)
Golanul asta e luat la schimb pe o Corsa C., nu aia ce i-o propuneam eu, alta.


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Feb 2017, 23:12 
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Nici eu nu mai am Alfa de 7 luni. Teortic o am, dar e vanduta si mi-e greu s-o gasesc. :D

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Feb 2017, 23:38 
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Colegul nostru BAZ-V8,...
BZ-76-DIA Quote:
Al nostru ma, are alfa, deci e coleg.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2017, 14:06 
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Ce are 4 dinti si 140 ochi ?

Contramanifestatia PSD de la Cotroceni :)

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 07 Feb 2017, 18:16 
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Ai de plm! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2017, 20:47 
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In fata la Cotroceni;
Eu sunt floricica dansatoarea si am o groaza de fani...
Morrrr. =))

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 14 Feb 2017, 21:18 
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Avion "pe avarii" se pregateste de aterizare.
E funny sau e vreo procedura standard in caz ca ceva nu-i in regula la bord?
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2017, 12:21 
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Doar la Zalau


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