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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 31 Aug 2011, 13:05 
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Intrebare: Cum asa ?
Raspuns: O printesa engleza cu un amant egiptean are un accident intr-un tunel francez......intr-o masina germana cu motor olandez,condusa de un belgian,imbatat cu wiskey scotian,urmarita fiind de paparazzi italieni pe motociclete japoneze.Printesa era tratata de un doctor american cu medicamente braziliene..Si chestia asta iti este trimisa de o moldoveanca, iar tu o citesti pe un monitor corean, asamblat de muncitori din Bangladesh intr-o fabrica din Singapore , transportat cu vapoare de indieni si descarcat de sicilieni, transportat din nou in camioane conduse de soferi turci si in final vanduta tie de evrei destepti...

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 02 Sep 2011, 13:35 
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ca tot mi-am adus aminte...
mergeam pe strada prin minunatul Bucuresti si vad o fetita cam de 4-6 ani, ce scotea niste sunete si saliva. Ma uitam si nu-mi dadeam seama ce spune, de se manifesta asa, dar ea canta: niste cuvinte pe limba ei si apoi un "uadafac" cu saliva si stropi. Dupa ceva pasi mi-am dat seama all day, all night, WTF! :haha:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 02 Sep 2011, 19:01 
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A fost funny sa vad azi doi gabori in uniforme cu un E-klasse inmatriculat in Bulgaria :) ... Tare .


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 02 Sep 2011, 19:10 
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A fost funny sa vad azi doi gabori in uniforme cu un E-klasse inmatriculat in Bulgaria :) ... Tare .
SRI-ul are masini inmatriculate pe Bulgaria. E pe bune...

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PostPosted: 07 Sep 2011, 17:24 
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PostPosted: 07 Sep 2011, 18:38 
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PostPosted: 08 Sep 2011, 22:07 
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Sarituri de pe o stanca cam de 7-8 metri intr-o fosta cariera de piatra devenita lac din cauza izvoarelor care au iesit la suprefata (undeva in judetul Tulcea, intre Greci si Turcoaia) Recunosc, ca nu am avut curajul sa sar mai ales dupe ce i-am vazut pe baieti cat au suferit, in schimb am ras de ma durea burta :roll2:


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Destinul asta..
http://forum.4tuning.ro/524-anunturi-pi ... lizat.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :clapping:

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PostPosted: 17 Sep 2011, 17:27 
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1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBADPS0E1oo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; mai mult ca sigur e facatura dar e funny
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23CTV6CMPQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - care-i scuterist pe aici ? :lol:
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=8NxCL51rprc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :lol:

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Ala din primul link parca era intr-o masina de spalat. :))

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PostPosted: 17 Sep 2011, 18:09 
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@Chitzu-ule avatarul tau e funny sau mi se pare mie?? acul indica rezervorul plin dar totusi e aprins martorul cum ca ar fi gol :blink:

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PostPosted: 17 Sep 2011, 20:09 
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Nu...ce vezi tu ii "semnul de pompa", ledul care se aprinde cand ai rezervorul gol ii galben si ii pus in stanga sus daca nu ma insel. :naughty:

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Atunci era ledul de rezervor plin :?


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Da, ma avertizeaza sa nu mai bag benzina ca da peste :)))

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:lol: are latimea ideala

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