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Author:  Cristiano [ 03 Sep 2007, 16:22 ]
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sa fi fost beat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc
Author:  Alex_Alfa [ 05 Sep 2007, 20:30 ]
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Author:  ESPinoza [ 06 Sep 2007, 10:53 ]
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hm http://www.topgear.com/content/features ... /02/1.html
Author:  marius [ 07 Sep 2007, 17:40 ]
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Bine scris. :roll:
Author:  vip007 [ 08 Sep 2007, 14:16 ]
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cine zicea ca in bucuresti nu sunt 4 benzi(uneori 5) pentru un sens?

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Author:  Dragos [ 08 Sep 2007, 17:29 ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvuZQh3vXUw
Author:  Cristiano [ 08 Sep 2007, 17:37 ]
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tare :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  marp [ 08 Sep 2007, 20:42 ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKj4PdWrK-o
Author:  harlequin47r [ 08 Sep 2007, 22:58 ]
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eu am murit de râs: http://www.protv.ro/stiri/portret-www-p ... opera.html
merită să vă uitaţi până la capăt. femeia asta e plină de penibil :lol:
Author:  Alexandrus [ 09 Sep 2007, 00:31 ]
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Multumesc, acuma nu mai pot retine cina in stomac. Ce ... creatura oribila.
Author:  Soul_assassin [ 09 Sep 2007, 15:05 ]
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De aia a crescut nivelul marii brusc, nu e incalzirea globala de vina... :lol:
Author:  marp [ 09 Sep 2007, 15:19 ]
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:puke: :puke: :puke:
Author:  vip007 [ 10 Sep 2007, 08:30 ]
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dar totusi dc i se face atat de multa reclama ca apare pe toate posturile?
ca vedeta nu e ca nu a castigat nimic, nu arata bine, nu stie sa cante, e o poeta inascuta.
ce nu face televiziunea din lipsa de subiecte
Author:  Babacu [ 10 Sep 2007, 10:25 ]
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Materiale cu nikita au mai fost la noi pe forum. Cred ca e o incercare subtila sa ne rareasca. Numai cei puternici sa supravietuiasca! :lol:
Author:  Babacu [ 10 Sep 2007, 19:22 ]
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Sper sa se inteleaga ceva din poyele mele desi sint facute cuu telefonu'.

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Author:  Allex [ 10 Sep 2007, 20:35 ]
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Here goes, sper sa se desluseasca...:)

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Author:  Babacu [ 10 Sep 2007, 20:48 ]
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E vorba de eleron?
Eu zic sa facem o colectie de poze cu masini care au astfel de eleroane pe ele. Am vazut la magazinele de piese astfel de obiecte, le au pe rafturi, unul mai urit ca altul.
Author:  Allex [ 10 Sep 2007, 21:36 ]
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Pare eleron din ala de dacie berlina , si sincer nu m-as fi gandit ca ala e un loc in care ar putea fi montat...!
Author:  marius [ 13 Sep 2007, 17:57 ]
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Oldie but goldie:
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Sotia se pregateste sa prajeasca un ou ochi, cind tocmai se intoarce sotul acasa si incepe sa tipe: -"ATENTIE!!! ATENTIE!!! MAI MULT ULEI!!! AVEM NEVOIE DE MAI MULT ULEI!!! O SA SE ARDA!!! ATENTIE!!! INTOARCE-L, INTOARCE-L, INTOARCE-L!!! HAI!!! ATENTIE!!! AI INNEBUNIT? ULEIUL O SA SE TERMINE!!! O, DOAMNE DUMNEZEULE, SAREA!!! NU UITA SAREA!!!" Sotia, deja enervata la culme de tipetele sotului, il intreaba: -"De ce tipi asa? Crezi ca nu sint in stare sa prajesc un ou???" Barbatul raspunde foarte calm: -"Asta ca sa-ti faci o idee de cum ma simt eu cind conduc masina si tu stai linga mine"....
Author:  ColbanR [ 14 Sep 2007, 23:47 ]
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ce nebuni japonezii astia :))

http://www.220.ro/Farse_la_japonezi-16204.html
Author:  Alex_Alfa [ 17 Sep 2007, 11:12 ]
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Sa fie impertinenta..?
http://www.automarket.ro/stiri/ce-recla ... -6261.html

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Author:  ESPinoza [ 17 Sep 2007, 18:02 ]
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chiar daca prefer bmw`ul din cele 2 , nu pot zice ca nu e o reclama reusita :)))
Author:  ESPinoza [ 17 Sep 2007, 20:14 ]
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a aparut si replica de la bmw deja :) insa asta nu e un photoshop

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Author:  Alex_Alfa [ 17 Sep 2007, 20:24 ]
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www.ungurubulan.ro :lol: :lol:
Author:  marius [ 17 Sep 2007, 20:36 ]
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Luzareala :lol:
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