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tomi_alfa
 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Oct 2015, 23:58 
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THE RECTUM STRETCHER!

A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'

She replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?............

'A Rectum Stretcher!'

'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge...'


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Oare in cat timp ajunge la 200? :lol:


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Un model mai vechi de Alfa Romeo de care sigur nu stie nimeni :)))

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N-am gasit un topic mai potrivit. Nu stiu cine se ocupa de campaniile publicitare ale celor de la Volvo Trucks, dar sunt buni. Foarte buni.

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Vreau si eu sa ma joc cu un d-asta :lol:

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Bai deci ma distreaza unii copios. Se baga peste tine, nici buna seara, nici salut, nici nimic si iti baga cate o cerere din aia de-ti vine sa te bati singur. Normal ca daca ii iei la misto subtil nu se prind si continua in prostie. Daca le spui ca ma-ta are cratima, te aproba, normal ca are !
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Nu-ti mai cumpara ca l-ai bagat in ceata cu ABCD-urile :lol: Mor cand vad si cand ii aud cat de agramati sunt. Un fel de semianalfabeti. :censored:

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Uite numarul de la Smart-ul meu :roll:

Am fost oprit in trafic de 3 ori si am fost intrebat daca il vand :P unu dintre ei avea un C-class 63 AMG ultimul model :evil:

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ce e asa greu?
e la curs de alfabetizare
nu are timp de jocuri ;))

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