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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 28 Jan 2015, 23:43 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 29 Jan 2015, 01:22 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 29 Jan 2015, 02:55 
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Asta pentru topicul asta. Ce idei pot sa aiba unii... :bash:

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PostPosted: 03 Feb 2015, 20:40 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 05 Feb 2015, 18:01 
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Vezi si aici.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 00:33 
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Pastila albastra cica ar functiona pe Fiaturi. Oare pe altele are efect? :lol:
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Nu mi se pare o reclama reusita...

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 00:34 
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Esti primul. :)

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 01:56 
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Primul? In ce sens?

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 13:11 
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Primul pe care-l aud sa nu-i placa reclama asta. :peace:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 13:22 
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Pastila albastra cica ar functiona pe Fiaturi. Oare pe altele are efect? :lol:
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Nu mi se pare o reclama reusita...
Cred ca a mai fost postat clipul pe forum, sau ma insel ?


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2015, 13:42 
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E amuzanta, nu zic, dar parca nu-i pentru masini. Reclama nu ma face deloc sa-mi doresc masina. :lol: E opinia mea. :D

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 10 Feb 2015, 22:07 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 10 Feb 2015, 23:45 
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Am ras copios :roll2:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2015, 22:09 
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misto filmultetzul :lol: , dcmilitaru mi a adus aminte de un banc cu ghiveciu' in postarea lui pe topicul lui alfetta:

un tigan trebuia sa marite fata, da trebuia controlata la doctor, sa fie vergina, acuma piranda ai zice:

ba tigane du si tu fata asta la doctori vezi ce zice!

doctorul se uita, il ia pe tigan deoparte, ai spune ca e deflorata ca din alea, tiganu nu intelgea mai nimic, ia fata de mana se duce acasa la piranda:

ia zi tigane e deflorata fata noastra sau e vergina?

fa piranda in kizda matii, am belit o , e rupta si floarea, e spart si ghiveciu!!!

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2015, 23:17 
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:)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPYcWVwoAU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2015, 01:01 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2015, 02:35 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2015, 03:00 
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Omul se trage din maimuta, dar maimuta nu se retrage din Bemveu.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2015, 11:32 
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se si puiesc maimutoii, nu stii exact ce trebuie facut, sa faci si tu un copil de fiecare data ca si maimutoiul sau sa ti cruti viitorul odoras de a trai langa asemena specimene, stiu suna bmw-rasist, da asta e. :lol:

o gramada de discutii onaniste eurofile despre educatie, integrare, alte baliverne sinistre, nu exista fratilor asa ceva, maimuta e maimuta, pune mana la cur, se linge, nu ai ce sa i faci.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 25 Feb 2015, 20:47 
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De prin Deutschland adunate (sa nu credeti ca nu are 2€, cat costa kktul ala) :


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 26 Feb 2015, 02:58 
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Ca veni vorba de maimuțe... Am văzut ieri o Alfa 166 Alba cu nr roșii în care au urcat 4 țigani.


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 26 Feb 2015, 03:13 
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Cel putin ultimul drum sa fie ok!


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 02 Mar 2015, 00:00 
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O varianta mai eftina de BEMVEU :naughty:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 08 Mar 2015, 21:34 
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Parerea mea ca butonul Ciclu Off este cel mai folositor.... restul se rezolva mai ushor :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 08 Mar 2015, 23:27 
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Pentru ca maine este luni si se aglomereaza orasele si drumurile 8-):D


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