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Jaggguar
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PostPosted: 02 Feb 2012, 17:02 
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Mie mi se pare ciudat ca ai putea sa te gandesti la altceva decat la ulei de masline...:ban:
Si eu, direct. Dar eu din alte motive, si anume ca termenul "virgin" raportat la copiii de azi devine utopic peste varsta de 12 ani...
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ce face omul pentru o bere... :lol:
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E mai mult o ispita :lol:

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Ce faci cand ai o banana si nu vrei sa se deterioreze? R: Folosesti un...portbanana :roll2:

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In URSS (Uniunea Republicilor Sovietice Socialiste) se anunta marile premii pentru cele mai bune bancuri politice rusesti:
- Premiul 3: O excursie de 5 ani in Siberia, cu participarea nemijlocita la exploatarea bogatiilor de foioase ale Uniunii.
- Premiul 2: O excursie de 7 ani in muntii Ural, cu participarea nemijlocita la exploatarea bogatiior de uraniu ale Uniunii.
- Premiul 1: O convorbire intre patru ochi cu Hrusciov.


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Raspuns: 'Se fura patru oua, ...'! :haha:

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- Da, noi suntem!
- Cu Gogu de la cazane, va rog... :roll2:

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Interviuri pentru slujba :roll2:

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mesaj anti acta :clapping:

in caz ca sterge cineva mesajul.. ete si poza


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Baga-mi-as penisu' si sa moara mama, de 30 de ori :moron:
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Ba BA BA fii atent ca mie rau BAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Deci io cum âi zice...ăăă la iei acolo...ăăă" :haha: :haha: deci io fac pe mine de rîs.

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si oameni ca asta au drept de vot?

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Intr-un mic orasel din SUA, avocatul acuzarii cheama primul martor, o babuta simpatica, si, vazand-o cam emotionata, incepe cu o
intrebare de complezenta:
- Dna Jones, spuneti-mi daca ma cunoasteti...
- Daca te cunosc? Dar bineinteles ca te cunosc, domnule Williams, te stiu de cand erai un baietel! Ai fost o mare dezamagire pentru mine... Minti, manipulezi oamenii si-i vorbesti pe la spate! Dar cel mai rau este ca-ti inseli fara rusine nevasta!
Inmarmurit avocatul ingaima:
- Doamna Jones, pe avocatul apararii il cunoasteti?
- Hmmm! Desigur ca il cunosc si pe domnul Bradley. De cand il stiu, a fost la fel: lenes, bigot si cam betiv.... Nu poate avea o relatie normala cu cineva, iar competenta sa ca avocat este pur si simplu indoielnica! A, si sa nu mai vorbesc de faptul ca-si inseala sotia cu trei amante! Una dintre ele e chiar sotia ta!
In murmurul salii, judecatorul le cere avocatilor sa se apropie:
- Ascultati, bastarzi nenorociti, sa nu indrazniti s-o intrebati pe baba daca ma cunoaste!

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