foarte tare
mai ales prima utilizare e perfecta pentru strazile din bucuressti
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| Author: | vip007 [ 10 Sep 2008, 10:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
foarte tare mai ales prima utilizare e perfecta pentru strazile din bucuressti
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| Author: | Jaggguar [ 10 Sep 2008, 10:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
vic Quote: Ce ziceti ? Ar trebui trecuta in lipsa de optionale si la Alfa ?
prima o stiam, restul nu..misto a treia insa, cea mai cea
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| Author: | Dragos [ 10 Sep 2008, 12:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Cei 7 pitici ajung la Vatican la Papa. Morocanosul iese in fata si intreaba: - Excelenta voastra, am o intrebare mai delicata... - Spune, fiule! - Aici la Vatican, aveti calugarite pitice, ca noi asa? - Nu, fiule! In spate, ceilalti sase pitici isi dau coate. Morocanosul se uita urat la ei si continua: - Dar asa, in general, in Europa... exista calugarite pitice? Inca o data raspunsul a fost negativ. Ceilalti sase izbucnesc in ras. Morocanosul, vizibil enervat, le cere sa se calmeze si continua : - Dar in lumea asta mare, exista calugarite pitice? - Nu, fiule! Dupa stiinta mea, nici macar una! Explozie de ras in spate. - Dar de ce intrebi, fiule? Ceilalti sase, deja in delir, striga printre hohote: - A f*t*t un pinguin! A f*t*t un pinguin!! |
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| Author: | Rares [ 10 Sep 2008, 15:06 ] | |||
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Nu stiu daca cineva a mai mers cu niste gume atat de mult cat am mers eu cu aceste Pirelli P Zero Rosso pe o ALfa, dar e cumva tragi-comic. Cand veneam acasa din concediu la 120 am facut niste acvaplanari de toata frumusetea, mai ales ca erau pe spate. Inainte sa acvaplanezi auzi niste zgomote de genul unei tobe sparte care duduie in spate undeva, dupa se zgaltaie nitel masina si dupa ...kiss the sky.... Am avut noroc sa nu prind ultima parte. Asa ca meritau o poza. Aaaaa si inca ceva, le cer scuze celor de la Atlassib, pe care ii luam cu 150 pe uscat si ma depaseau ei plini si cu remorca cu 110 pe ploaie...eu mergeam deja cu 60 pe autostrada...Very bad  Unde nu se vad canalele, nu va obositi sa va  ...chiar nu mai exista...
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| Author: | Cristi99 [ 10 Sep 2008, 15:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
un topogan numai bun pt copii http://www.titi.ro/2008/09/10/topogan/ |
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| Author: | Dragos [ 10 Sep 2008, 16:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Apropo de reclamele antipiraterie de 2 lei de la radio. Uitati aici cum se face o reclama: http://www.ionutpopa.ro/internet/reclam ... nglez-597/ |
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| Author: | Dragos [ 10 Sep 2008, 16:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
E armonie-n casa noastraaaaaa... http://www.trilulilu.ro/Aca599559/5fafb613b4e9d8 |
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| Author: | Jaggguar [ 10 Sep 2008, 22:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Stiri: Un tragic incendiu a distrus azi noapte biblioteca personala a latifundiarului din Pipera, patronul echipei de fotbal Steaua, eminenta sa George Becali, mistuind ambele carti din colectia personala. Purtatorul de cuvant al acestuia a declarat pentru Reuters ca miliardarul este extrem de afectat, mai ales ca pe a doua nici macar nu apucase sa o coloreze... |
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| Author: | ami2005 [ 10 Sep 2008, 22:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A woman's brain |
Tupac Quote: A woman's brain: in the right part there’s nothing left and in the left part, there’s nothing right!
 zi si tu ca fetele cu alfa se exclud 
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| Author: | baubau_23 [ 11 Sep 2008, 13:44 ] | ||
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deastea mi-as cumpara si eu
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| Author: | Tupac [ 11 Sep 2008, 16:11 ] |
| Post subject: | CERN |
Experimentul de ieri din Elvetia a esuat deoarece un grup de romani a furat 1,3 kilometri de tunel in care se aflau si cei 20 de protoni . Din pacate viteza cu care au actionat romanii a fost mult superioara vitezei de deplasare a protonilor 
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| Author: | titus [ 12 Sep 2008, 15:22 ] |
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http://www.pog.com/games/Apple_Shooter |
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| Author: | mucas [ 12 Sep 2008, 17:18 ] |
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Am ajuns la 9  ...si dupa i-am dat-o-n gat )
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| Author: | titus [ 12 Sep 2008, 19:26 ] |
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maxim am atins 12 
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| Author: | radio_on [ 14 Sep 2008, 13:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Opel Kadett GTV |
Dupa ce am vazut pe net poze cu Dacia M3, Skoda Brabus, Olcit RS4, Audi GTI s.a.m.d. e timpul sa vedeti rodul colaborarii alfa romeo - opel: Opel Kadett GTV Attachment: 091308212346.jpg [ 59.24 KiB | Viewed 937 times ] Attachment: 091308212317.jpg [ 65.26 KiB | Viewed 933 times ] |
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| Author: | Tupac [ 15 Sep 2008, 15:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Nu stiu cat de funny este in esenta...dar e tare oricum http://video.e-transport.ro/Uite_de_ce_ ... 00191.html |
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| Author: | Alex_Alfa [ 15 Sep 2008, 17:08 ] | ||
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| Author: | mucas [ 15 Sep 2008, 20:40 ] |
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O femeie facea cumparaturi la supermarket-ul din colt. Cumpara ea o cutie de lapte 1,5%, un carton de oua, o cutie cu suc de portocale, o cutie cu cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata. In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si se uita lung la produse. Apoi spune: - Tu esti mai mult ca sigur singura. Femeia se uita contrariata la produsele de la casa si nu intelege de unde a tras betivul concluzia. - Ai perfecta dreptate, sunt singura, dar de unde ti-ai dat seama? Betivul raspunde clatinandu-se: - Pentru ca esti urata! |
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| Author: | marius [ 16 Sep 2008, 09:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
De mult n-am mai avut o dimineata asa luminta intr-o zi innorata. Nevestele vor fi intotdeauna neveste,cu atat mai mult daca sunt si neveste de piloti de Formula 1 . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIhGJyLR6TI&eurl |
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| Author: | bubu_02 [ 16 Sep 2008, 11:06 ] |
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A sosit sfarsitul lumii?? NU te panica, vino in Romania, suntem cu 50 de ani in urma! |
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| Author: | firestarter [ 16 Sep 2008, 17:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
doua grave rau yahoo@chucknorris.com iar a doua... intrati pe http://www.google.com si scrieti find chuck norris dupa aceea apasati "i`m feeling lucky" sau "ma simt norocos"
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| Author: | Soul_assassin [ 16 Sep 2008, 20:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
yahoo@chucknorris.com , cred ca am ras vreo 2 ore si mai era... If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | toshy [ 16 Sep 2008, 21:15 ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKowRdSy67c |
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| Author: | alexmirica [ 16 Sep 2008, 22:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Ati incercat la www.google.ro sa scrieti "Alfa Club" sau "Alfa Romeo Club" sau "alfaclub" si apoi sa dati click pe "MA SIMT NOROCOS"? Surprizaaaa!
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| Author: | marius [ 16 Sep 2008, 22:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny stuff |
Astea cu chucky sunt vechi de cand internetul. Privoa cateva. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having s*x with his waitress. Chuck Norris always has s*x on the first date. Always. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris |
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