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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 25 Feb 2009, 21:06 
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Categoric rusii sunt niste oameni deosebiti. Nu am mai ras de multa vreme ca acum!

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Pentru cei mai tari de inima recomand Precision Body Arts (un fel de tatuaje..... :headscratch: ......)
http://dilidoo.com/2009/02/26/precision ... _pics.html
......mai schimbam putin atmosfera....

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Pentru cei mai tari de inima recomand Precision Body Arts (un fel de tatuaje..... :headscratch: ......)
http://dilidoo.com/2009/02/26/precision ... _pics.html
......mai schimbam putin atmosfera....
wtf is funny there?

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Deci m am uitat pana nu am mai suportat ... ca modele si design ( culoare :)))) ) mi se par misto , DAR CUM SA TI FACI ASA CEVA !?

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Revin cu chestii mai dragute http://dilidoo.com/2009/02/26/military_ ... _pics.html


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PostPosted: 27 Feb 2009, 14:23 
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Cum sa obtii o marire de salariu
Un angajat intra in biroul sefului si spune suparat:
- Daca nu-mi adaugati 100 euro la salariu, o sa le spun celorlalti ca mi-ati adaugat 200 euro

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TRATAT DE P*****GIE

Psihologia p****. Toate actiunile unui om sunt determinate de marimea p****lui.

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Primit pe mail.

Daca nu ma insel e de pe http://www.piticigratis.com, un blog foarte tare. Ei pun "cul" in Testicul :P

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Varianta "tradusă" a unui clip de recrutare în armata ucraineană. Găsiţi acolo şi originalul. Chiar fără traducere e amuzant şi el:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4MGsKAM ... re=related

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Fotografi cu simtul umorului.
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny- ... gle-humor/


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Foarte tare! :clapping:

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O tipa super eleganta si frumoasa foc iese dintr-un bar cu un indice de alcool in sange foarte ridicat Merge leganandu-se spre masina ei, un BMW al anului, scump ca naiba, si incearca sa-i deschida usa cu cheia, dar starea ei de ebrietate o impiedica si pica in fund linga usa masinii… Cu picioarele deschise si fara chiloti, isi observa “pruna” si cand o recunoaste incepe sa-i vorbeasca: Din cauza ta am masina, Din cauza ta am bijuterii Din cauza ta am bani Din cauza ta pot avea barbatul care vreau Din cauza ta am … Deodata incepe sa se pise… si …duios ii replica: Nu, nu plinge, mai, ca nu te cert !!!…

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Italia in scandalul inceput impotriva noastra nu tine cont ca Romania estea saptea tara ca marime in U.E. si o piata de doua zeci de mii de consumatori pentru firmele italienesti care au avut vanzari record la noi in ultimii ani. Pana vor invata sa faca diferenta intre romanii onesti si tiganii infractori sugeram ca, in forma de protest, sa nu mai cumparam produse italienesti ca Peroni ,Lavazza, Indesit ,Ariston, Ace ,Parmalat, Malizia, Intesa, Martini ,Bacardi, Stefanel,Cellini, SOVER, ALVIERO MARTINI, CERUTTI 1881, GIANFRANCO FERRE, CAVALLI, LAURA BIAGIOTTI, FIAT, ALFA ROMEO, etc. Au parte cam de multe apreciere pentru cat tupeu au, nu credeti? Daca esti de acord, da mai departe! MASS

:ban: mass primit adineaori pe messenger :lol: . Deci nu mai cumparati ALFA ROMEO!!!

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Iata 3 clipuri (cu caini) care m-au facut sa rad cu lacrimi :lol: :lol:

http://www.220.ro/hgn6E0JPuS/Alearga-In-Somn.html
http://www.220.ro/KDkDJvHhSn/Viseaza-Ca ... -Erou.html
http://www.220.ro/pztEEaf5l1/Alearga-In ... erete.html

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revin :blink:
oare urmeaza si 32? :bash:


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ai cam intarziat la munca azi :lol:

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Un bărbat se duce la bancherul său şi-l întreabă: “Vreau să încep o afacere mică. Cum să fac?”. “Simplu”, răspunde managerul. “Cumperi una mare şi astepţi”.



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Rog cunoscatorii de engleza sa traduca :lol:


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Not quite funny, dar n-am gasit o arie mai potrivita.. Priviti cum facea azi un retard stanga la Eroilor. Si nu, nu avea numere de Anglia!


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:lol: Stau si ma intreb cum a ajuns acaolo... Poate la VW e spatele asta. Si vroia sa faca dreapta pe ineterzis. :)

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:lol: ... Poate la VW e spatele asta. :)
True... VW a mai facut vehicule care aratau ca un "fund".
Iar soferul... poate e din gama "Do the Dew" :D

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Poate n-ar strica o arie unde sa atragem atentia asupra unor astfel de pericole la volan. Recent stand in coloana la semafor, in rampa, m-am trezit ca pejosul din fata mea incepe sa vina spre mine. Intai usurel dupa care a inceput sa prinda viteza. Avea vreo 3m si ceva pana la mine. Cand am vazut ca n-are nici o intentie sa opreasca am dat claxon. Evitent ca vita plantata la volan se uita ca melcu la mine neintelegand ce am cu ea. Asa ca dupa ce si-a epuizat cei 3-3,5m pana ala mine am fost nevoit sa dau eu cu spatele si m-am ingramadit cat am putu in cel din spate. Cucoana a realizat ca e in miscare abia dupa vreo 10 secunde de claxoane, timp in care incepuse sa mearga destul de repejor cu spatele. Si ca sa o fac de ras: B 80 AKV
Oare cum ajung unii sa ia carnet daca nici macar pot sa realizeze ca masina pe care o conduc e in miscare.
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