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Mystic
 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 13 Jul 2008, 01:03 
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Mda...e ca si cum ti-ai cumpara o vila cu 2 etaje dar nu ai folosi decat o camera si ai sta la lumina lumanarilor pt economie de curent...pe bune acum,daca tot iti iei motor pe benzina nu te mai intereseaza consumul ci doar senzatia de la volan cand o faci sa "tipe" :D Plus ca nu prea imi surade ideea sa stau cu o "bomba" in portbagaj...

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PostPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 13:20 
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Posesorul tipic de BMW ... :))
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Vai..deci asta trebuie prins,batut bine,crucificat in Piata Revolutiei,biciuit in fiecare zi de voluntari,apoi sa i se aplice 1000 de taiaturi cu lama si sa se arunce cu bulgari de sare in el(tot de voluntari) iar cand mai are un gram de viata in el sa fie aruncat intr-o groapa cu serpi.Dupa aceea,capul sa-i fie infipt intr-o teapa atasata capotei "bemveului" lui iar masina,cu manelele la maxim,sa fie pusa la intrarea in Ferentari si sa fie declarata monument..ca omului ii place sa-si traiasca viata,are bani si "bemveu" si este mai puternic ca toti,poate sa faca ce vrea,ca e(a fost) smecher.. :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 16:27 
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O doamnă distinsă intră într-un butic elegant de pălării.
- Cu ce vă putem servi?
- Mi-aş dori o pălărie mare, cu ceva romantic, poate cu o tentă bleu sau verde, poate cu flori, sau cu fructe stilizate ...
- Concret, la ce vă gîndiţi?
- Concret, la o partidă de sex. Dar ar fi bună şi o pălărie frumoasă ...

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6. Which two just finished a joint?


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Mystic
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:lol: poza e trucata,toti au aceiasi fata,difera doar culoarea pielii si conturul :lol:

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PostPosted: 17 Jul 2008, 11:22 
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Treaba cu telefoanele si boabele de porumb nu merge in conditiile astea, poate doar daca boabele ar fi incalzite destul de mult in prealabil.

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Åži asta pentru Silviu:
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PostPosted: 17 Jul 2008, 12:00 
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Super reclama la Toyota. :lol:
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de la lume adunate.. loganul e al meu :D iar pe alfa o sa pun steacker cu "my other car is a LOGAN' :roll2:


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PostPosted: 17 Jul 2008, 15:07 
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Am fost de-a dreptul captivat pentru cateva... secunde. :lol:
Unii mai filozofi dintre noi ar spune ca asta de fapt este ciclul natural al vietii...


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PostPosted: 18 Jul 2008, 01:06 
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ahahah

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Trebuie citit
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PostPosted: 18 Jul 2008, 01:32 
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ahahah

http://traficul.org/?page_id=155
Trebuie citit
Din pacate, nu prea e atat de funny, pentru ca dobitocii descrisi in articol sunt foarte, foarte multi si nu-i omoara drk cineva odata.
Eu ma intalnesc cu ei cam de 4-5 ori pe zi si ai drk mereu altii.
:bandit: :death:
P.S.: Multumesc pe aceasta cale tuturor celor care le mai da cate o lectie, cat mai dura de preferat ( sora cu moartea, daca cea de a doua e ocupata).
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Ce am gasit in fata blocului :lol:


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GENIAL!

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Have a kittycat !


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PostPosted: 21 Jul 2008, 01:13 
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Tzarani from spain

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Tot acolo , taranul lunii .
http://traficul.org/?p=109

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hahaha

accesorii de taran http://traficul.org/?p=276
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This is how we roll in India

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Cine spunea ca Alfa cu VW nu se "pupa" :naughty: :hug:
Alfa mea nu se pupa cu BMW,ii sta in fata provocatoare! :twisted:


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NU cred ca o sa radeti la clipul ASTA

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