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dap. una din cele mai bune reclame ale anului :ok:

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Ce cretin!:))

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Parodie dupa tzaranul din Spania:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIOkXuIF ... n%20spania
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dar vai!! dar ce se intampla?? a aparut si versiunea a 3-a... extraordinar...
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A aparut si la stirile ProTV:

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..... dar Vai, E deja trilogie :woot: .... Incredibil :D

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Piatra, cel mai bun prieten al omului. :!:

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Eminescu si Shakespeare in aceeasi poezie :

I love you atat de tare
Incat I believe ca mor,
You are so incantatoare
Oh, my dear, cat te-ador.
When I go la brat cu tine
Ma simt very magulit
Ca are looking toti la mine
Oh, I'm so, so fericit.
All ar fi atat e bine ,
But you see, nu-i chiar asa
Caci I tell ce simt in mine
Dar tu smile si smile intr-una
And I think ca spun traznai,
Please don't face pe nebuna
Si mai look in ochii mei.
Understand? I love you draga
Cum the hell sa-ti mai vorbesc
You are totul pentru mine
And I want sa te-ntalnesc,
But is difficult, vezi bine
Caci your mother is pe faza
Si din five in five minute
Carefully te controleaza

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marius
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A devenit mai mult trist decat amuzant,foleitonul rumanasului nostru complet(pana in momentul de fata!)
http://zoso.bash.ro/2006/03/taran-in-spania/html

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Trei ingineri, un japonez, un american si un român la o licitatie pentru construirea unui pod.
Japonezu: - Dom'le, noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp si intalnirea o facem cu ajutorul GPS-ului, cu eroare de centimetri.
Americanu: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp si intalnirea o facem cu ajutorul LASER-ului, cu eroare de cativa milimetri.
Românu: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp.
- Pai si? Spune comisia. Cum va intalniti la mijloc?
- Pai daca ne intalnim bine. Daca nu, o sa aveti doua poduri.
:ph34r: :roll2:

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ce ştergătoare de parbriz şi-au tras cei de la pejo... :drool:


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Un cuplu fericit :bash:
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ah !! :wallbash:


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Furnica si greierul se intalnesc:
- Ce faci greiere?
- Merg in parc sa cant ceva cu baeitii.
- Bai, nebunule, nu ai facut nimic pentru iarna. Iti arat eu tie daca vii sa-mi ceri ceva.
- Da, da bine...
Iarna. Furnica in pridvor, cu un ceai fierbinte cu lamaie, cu un sal gros in jurul ei. In fata casei trage o limuzina. Opreste. Se da jos greierul....furnicii ii pica fata.
- Ce faci greiere?
- Ma duc la Paris la un concert cu baietii ca am avut mare success in parc cu cantatul.
- Du-te zice furnica, si daca-l vezi pe La Fontainne spune-i ca-mi bag :censored: in fabula lui. :haha:

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Merge iepurasul prin padure si se intalneste cu girafa care tocmai isi facea o tigara cu marijuana.
Iepurasul ii spune: Girafo de ce nu lasi marijuana si nu vii cu mine sa alergam prin padure? Sa vezi ce sanatos e.
Lasa girafa marijuana si incepe sa alerge cu iepurasul. Dupa un timp se intalnesc cu elefantul care tocmai se pregatea sa prizeze cocaina.
Iepurasul ii spune acestuia: Elefantule de ce nu lasi cocaina si nu vii cu noi sa alergam prin padure? sa vezi ce sanatos e.
Elefantul lasa cocaina si incepe sa alerge cu i! epurasul si cu girafa.
Dupa un timp se intalnesc cu leul care tocmai se pregatea sa-si injecteze heroina.
Iepurasul ii spune: Leule de ce nu lasi tu seringa de o parte sa vii sa alergi cu noi? sa vezi ce bine e sa alergi.
Leul se apropie de iepuras si ii arde o palma.
Animalele celelalte stupefiate il intreaba pe leu: de ce ai dat in el ca doar iti vrea binele?
Leul raspunde: Nenorocitul asta de iepuras de cate ori ia o pastila de extazy ma face sa alerg ca nebunul prin toata padurea....
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nea jiji a ajuns si pe celebrul site wreckedexotics.com
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Se poate, nea Jiji, sa indrepti tabla cu batul de cioban??? :shock: :twisted:

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nu vreau sa fac publicitate mascata ca n-am niciun interes, dar mie unu' imi place la nebunie reclama noua de la Vodafone.. o puteti vedea aici

Melodia din fundal e K-OS - The Love Song

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Dragi colegi, Proaspat din RO: Noua unitate de masura aprobata azi de consiliul ISO este Bekalul. Bekalul masoara cantitatea de prostie in om. Simbolul standard aprobat este Bk. Ca unitate superioara avem KBk (Kilo Bekalul). Singurul om din istorie care se stie sa fi avut 1KBk de prostie este cel dupa care s-a numit unitatea aceasta de masura. Pentru minoritatile din aceasta categorie, s-a introdus de asemenea si o subunitate, Vanghelul. Simbolul standard aprobat este Vg. Ca echivalent, 1 Bekal = 10 Vangheli :twisted: :haha:

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