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Cristiano
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eu cred ca ambele sunt facatura :) sincer
sum sa injuri in halul ala politia? :lol: si daca totusi e pe bune.....

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ce face romanul cand are prea mult timp...

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Doamne si el e al tau, dar fa-ne o favoare si ia-l mai repede!

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Pe vremea lui Ceausescu, burlacii trebuiau sa plateasca tribut pana la 25 de ani. Un tip era foarte sucarit deoarece era ipotent si s-a hotarat sa ii trimita scrisoare lui Ceausescu:
"Ma numesc Ion Caciula,
om al muncii fara scula.
De ce trebuie sa platesc tribut,
daca eu nu pot sa ***??"

Dupa cateva zile primeste raspuns la scrisoare:

"Domnule Ion Caciula,
om al muncii fara scula,
cat ai degete si limba...
Legea tarii nu se schimba!!!"

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An arab at the aeroport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no… I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast !

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Pare reala desi nu cred ca e.Foarte 8) in orice caz!


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CLIENTUL INTREABA :

Acum un an am schimbat versiunea Logodnica 7.0 cu Nevasta 1.0 si am observat ca programul a lansat o optiune subita Bebelus1.0 care ocupa mult spatiu pe hard. In instructiuni nu era nimic mentionat.

Pe de alta parte, Nevasta 1.0 se autoinstaleaza in toate celelalte programe si se lanseaza automat cand deschid alta aplicatie, impiedicandu-i executia. Aplicatii ca Bere-intre-prieteni 10.3 , Duminica-la-fotbal 5.0 nu mai functioneaza.

Uneori apare un virus - Soacra 1.0 , care blocheza sistemul sau face ca Nevasta 1.0 sa se comporte total haotic. Nu reusesc sa dezinstalez acest program si devine insuportabil mai ales cand incerc sa lansez aplicatia Duminica-de-dragoste 3.0 ..

Se pare ca si alte fisiere sunt virusate. De ex.: c:/Sex__sambata_dimineata.exe nu mai functioneaza deloc. Am vrut sa revin la programul anterior Logodnica 7.0 dar procesul de dezinstalare al programului actual, Nevasta 1.0 mi se pare complicat iar riscurile pt. sistem sunt mari mai ales pt. Bebelus 1.0 care chiar imi place.

Ma puteti ajuta? Un utilizator disperat.

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Draga client,
Nemultumirea Dvs. este frecventa printre utilizatori dar ea se datoreaza unei greseli primare de conceptie: Multi utilizatori trec de la orice versiune Logodnica X.0 la Nevasta 1.0 cu speranta falsa ca Nevasta 1.0 nu e decat un program de divertisment si utilitati. Dar e vorba de mult mai mult :Nevasta 1.0 e un Operating System complet creat ca sa controleze toate aplicatiile Dvs. E aproape imposibil sa dezinstalati Nevasta 1.0 si sa reveniti la Logodnica X.0 intrucat exista sisteme virusate care fac ca si acesta sa se comporte precum Nevasta 1.0 deci nu aveti nimic de castigat.

Aceeasi problema si cu Soacra X.0 . Acesta e un program mai vechi din care deriva Nevasta 1.0 si comporta multe probleme de compatibilitate. Cu putin noroc, sfarseste prin a fi victima unui virus si dispare in cativa ani.

Unii utilizatori au incercat sa formateze tot modulul si sa instaleze programul Iubita+Nevasta 2.0 dar asta le-a creat si mai mari probleme ( a se citi notita de prevenire " Pensie alimentara" si "Custodia copiilor "). Daca instalati Iubita 8.0 nu incercati sa treceti la Nevasta 2.0 pt ca problemele vor fi chiar mai mari decat cele cu Nevasta 1.0 . Chiar daca exista si versiuni Nevasta 3.0 si Nevasta 4.0 , acestea sunt rezervate specialistilor si avand un pret ridicat nu le recomandam.

Daca sistemul cade, va recomandam Celibat 1.0 dar ideal e sa pastrati Nevasta 1.0 si sa invatati programul cat mai bine posibil intrucat e foarte sensibil la anumite comenzi si reactioneaza rau la erori de instalare. Asadar, orice eroare aparuta va fi considerata ca provenind din partea Dvs. si trebuie sa vi-o asumati.

Va sfatuim sa activati aplicatiile C:/Scuze/Scuze.exe .

Evitati utilizarea tastelor ESC si SUPPR care necesita ulterior C:/Scuze /flori.exe. Pentru o mai buna utilizare, va sfatuim sa cumparati si pack-ul Bijuterii 3.0 , Vacante 5.1 .

Optiunile Da_draga_mea 2.7 si Ai_dreptate_iubire 4.5 sunt indispensabile.

Nu instalati sub nici o forma Secretara_blonda_in_fusta_mini 2.0 , O_prietena 3.1 . Aceste programe sunt incompatibile cu Nevasta 1.0 si pot distruge sistemul.

Functia c:/Sex__sambata_dimineata.exe se va activa odata cu c:/Colier_cu_diamante.exe .

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Mda...super tare :lol: :lol: :lol:

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nu stiu daca a mai fost da e tare tipu :D

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nu incercati asa ceva acasa: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg :lol: :lol: :lol:

in schimb...incercati asa ceva acasa...daca puteti:
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nu e funny...dar nu prea mergea la alta sectiune...

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Ce va tare de tot:Reporter:cu ce va spalati pe cap?
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Mamaia:de mere :lol:
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Uite-i si pe astia 2 :)))

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hai ca am vazut-o si pe asta,no comment :lol:

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Bruzli & Cichicean
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Pantomima - extraordinar :D
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