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Soprano
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2 bufnitze stateau pe o creanga in padure. afara noapte,liniste nu se auzeau decat greierii.
La un moment dat una dintre bufnitze din senin, zice:
-BUHUHU!
- si cealalta: BUHUHU in P....DA matii ca m-ai speriat!!

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Compunere unui baiat de 9 ani despre Reproducere
"Pentru ca se tot intimpla ca oamenii pur si simplu sa moara, trebuie sa
apara altii. Asta este copulatia. Insa oamenii nu dorm ci lucreaza cu
inima, penisul si vaginul din greu. Eu i-am vazut pe parintzii mei in
camera de zi cind copulau. Tata icnea ingrozitor si mama a urlat, insa
deocamdata nici unul dintre noi n-a murit. Insa poate ca doar au exersat
fiindca bunica e deja destul de batrina. Am observat ca ei exerseaza cam
de trei ori pe saptamina, cred ca bunica va muri curind. In noptiera
mamei am gasit niste pastile. Tata o tot intreaba daca si-a luat deja
pilula. Precis e si ea bolnava, insa nu merge la doctor. Insa daca ei
continua sa exerseze asa de mult, sigur va aparea o noua fiinta pe lume

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VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Smoth like a snake!


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Ok, am vazut-o si pe asta :cry:

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Urmeaza sa-si puna angel eyes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oameni complet nebuni !

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Poza e la rezolutie mare asa ca va trebui sa dati clic pe link sa o vedeti :P
Merita ;)

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Adam si Eva sunt izgoniti din rai.
La plecare, ei intreaba:
- Doamne, cine va spala vasele?
Dumnezeu le spune :
- Va voi pune la o incercare. Va veti sui intr-un copac si voi da drumul
la o pisica salbateca sa va chinuie. Cine va vorbi primul, acela va spala
vasele toata viata.
Zis si facut.
Vine pisica si se urca pana la Eva, o zgaraie pe picioare, o musca, Eva,
nici un cuvant.
Trece pisica la Adam. Il zgaraie pe picioare, il musca, se ridica mai
sus si observa intre picioare doi motocei.
Pisica incepe sa se joace cu ei si la un moment dat, observa ca un
soricel ce era ca mort, incepe sa se miste si sa creasca.
Si-a luat atunci pozitia de asalt, dar cand sa sara, Eva a urlat:
- Zât! fir-ai a dracului!
De atunci a ramas lege: femeia spala vasele .....
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Foarte tare!! :lol: :lol:

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panica fugitiiii :lol:

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Iaca la ce duce ingineria :lol:

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Uitati-va la pietonii astia ce obraznici sunt!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ZI7i88 ... rrida.html

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CE AU INVENTAT JAPONEZII NEBUNI APROPOS DE FOTBAL :lol:

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O faza super tare cu una care danseaza din buric(poate a-ti mai vazut-o)si la urma adica dupa vreun minut :shithappens: si cade dulapul peste ea :lol: :lol:
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Doamne cat de tare poate sa fie aia cu fotbalul cu binoclu. :roll2:
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Povesteste tiganu: "Ma duc dimineata la pescuit, si stau, si stau, si seara prind un amarat de pestisor galben... Ma uit in galeata- goala, manca-ti-as... Zic: Dute-n amaru tau, amaratule! Ma duc spre casa cu bicicleta, ce sa vezi: se face-n Mertzanu' asta, de zic toti ca l-am furat; ajung acasa, o vila, manca-ti-as... O inthreb pe phiranda: De unde-i vila asta tu, ca-ti mananc pipota! Nu stiu, ma tigane! Ii povestesc ce-am patit, si-atunci imi zice tiganca: Ia o oala cu rame, si-i du la peste si-i multumeste! Si-ajung la lac, il strig pe pestisor, si-l intreb: Cum sa te rasplatesc,pestisorule? Si el zice ca are tot ce vrea, ca-i fermecat, manca-mi-ar, da' zice sa-i dau o m@#$. Si se da de trei ori peste cap, si se face o mandrete de fata de 14 ani... onorata instanta...

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un pescar roman pe malul prutului...pe partea cealalta un rus....
la 5-10 min cate un pestisor.... prindea romanul meu o mreana...si rusul una.... prindea romanul un clean...si rusul una...
...intre timp de departeaza unul de altul schimband locuri de pescuit... pe la pranz...romanul prinde pestisorul de aur...binenteles..pestisorul se ofera sai indeplisneasca 3 dorinte.....
....romanul , prima porunca: pestisorule,fa sa apara o vila cu vreo 10 camere colo pe deal.... cat ai clipi apare o vila periculoasa....
....pana sa se gandeasca la a2 porunca...pe partea cealalta de prut apare o ditamai vila de vreo 20 camere....
...romanul , a doua porunca: pestisorule , pune si un hotel langa vila...si umple curtea de masini....cat ai clipi apare....
....nu trece 1 minut ca si pe celalat mal apare un superhotel si numai jeep-uri pe langa el...
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.....sta romanul si mediteaza bine....inainte sa dea drumul pestelui....: pestisorule...:fa sa-mi crape un coi..!!!!

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Aveti grija! Daca stati la casa, vi se poate intampla asa ceva.
Vecina mea a primit de curand o vizita neanuntata! :lol:
Mai erau 20 de centimetri si intra masina in casa.


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:lol: Si eu care am crezut ca mai sunt constanteni cu bun simt...

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Bine ca nu i-a spart termopanul lui vecina ta ca accentu se repara,Marcel :lol:

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