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Screech147
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Din ciclul "De prin tara adunate", va prezin dacia nr. 1.
Enjoy!


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Romania mereu surprinzatoare
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Tare, are si numele scrise pe geamurile casei :D

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Asta bate destule vile din Strehaia! :shock:

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Prea tare faza, domnilor, prea tare.. :lol:

si inca ceva :lol: 8) http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

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ba baiatule nu se poate asa ceva!!! :bandit: se chinuie rau saraca

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Tipa e un monument de prostie!

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doamneee cat de retardata....prea tare faza

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Barbatul: In sfarsit. Am asteptat asta atata timp.
Femeia: Vrei sa plec?
Barbatul: Ai inebunit? Nici sa nu te gindesti la asta.
Femeia: Ma iubesti?
Barbatul: Bineinteles! Tot timpul!
Femeia: M-ai inselat vreodata?
Barbatul: Doamne fereste! Bineinteles ca nu.
Femeia: O sa faci sex numai cu mine?
Barbatul: Sigur ca da. Cu orice ocazie.
Femeia: O sa ma lovesti vreodata?
Barbatul: Ai inebunit?
Femeia: Pot sa am incredere in tine?
Barbatul: Da!
Femeia: Iubitule!

Dupa casatorie:
Cititi dialogul de JOS in SUS ....

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Vechi dar bun :

un sofer de Sprinter ( :lol: ) iese din masina intr-o parcare si vede un cersetor cu mana intinsa....
"- Dati-mi si mie un banut..."
"- Nu-ti dau dom'le ca ii bei..."
"- Dom'le, eu nu beau, nu fumez... nu ma droghez, nu merg la femei... vreau sa mananc si eu un colt de paine"
"- Na... in cazul asta, ia 100$ si hai cu mine sa vada si nevasta-mea cum ajunge un om care nu bea, nu fumeaza, nu merge la femei..."
"- ?!??"

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sub egida " cum sa ne facem de ..."


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Babacu
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Criza de identitate?


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Am dat cu banul fiindca nu puteam sa ma decid unde e locul acestor poze. Asta a picat.


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ia partea plina a paharului
macar nu scrie renault :lol: :lol:

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De prin Romania...


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...continuare...


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Ultima stire din Irak: كأننا عشرون مستحيل في اللّد ، والرملة ، والجليل هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار وفي حلوقكم ، كقطعة الزجاج ، كالصبّار وفي عيونكم ، زوبعة من نار.. هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار نجوع .. نعرى .. نتحدى .. ننشد الأشعار ونملأ الشوار ع الغضاب بالمظاهرات ونملأ السجون كبرياء ونصنع الأطفال .. جيلاً ثائراً .. وراء جيل كأننّا عشرون مستحيل في اللّد ، والرملة ، والجليل!!!!!!!! La inceput, nici nu mi-a venit sa cred!
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jur ca n-am fost eu....


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O masina se loveste brutal de o caruta. In urma accidentului, calul si
carutasul sunt raniti destul de grav.
Un politist apare imediat la locul accidentului si, vazand calul
chinuindu-se, intr-un acces de mila, il impusca in cap. Apoi se indreapta
catre carutas, cu pistolul in mana, si il intreaba:
- Si dumneavoastra sunteti ranit?
- Nu! Nu! Doamne fereste! Asa de bine nu m-am simtit niciodata!

Basescu catre multimea adunata in Piata Victoriei:
- Am hotarat ca de acum vom munci numai Miercurea!
Toata suflarea impresionata, aplauda in delir.
- Intrebari?
Se ridica unu, se scarpina, tuseste:
- In FIECARE Miercuri?
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Oamenii n-au stiut ce masina e, si au denumit-o prototip

Funny, anyway

http://www.funcafe.ro/view_puzzle~prototip~4~111.html

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mucas
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Un tragic incendiu a distrus ieri biblioteca personala a patronului de la
Steaua, Gigi Becali. Ambele sale carti au fost mistuite de flacari.
Purtatorul de cuvînt al omului de afaceri a declarat ca acesta este cu atît
mai afectat, cu cît nici nu apucase s-o coloreze pe cea de-a doua...

* * *

Un tip intra intr-un bar tinanand in mana un c-a-c-a-t imens si zice: - Fiti atenti in ce era sa calc!

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Probleme de pilotaj. Sa nu se mai spuna ca inginerii n-au simtul umorului.
Mai jos sunt niste probleme notate de piloti de la Qantas (compania aeriana australiana) si solutiile inginerilor de la service.
(P=Problema semnalata de pilot, S=raspunsul inginerilor.)

P: Cauciucul principal de pe stanga aproape ca trebuie schimbat.
S: Aproape schimbat cauciucul principal de pe stanga.

P: Zborul ok, doar "aterizarea automata" cam dura.
S: "Aterizarea automata" nu este instalata pe acest avion.

P: Joaca ceva la bord.
S: Strans ceva la bord.

P: Gaze moarte pe parbriz.
S: Comandat gaze vii.

P: Semn de o scurgere la echipament aterizare dreapta.
S: Semn inlaturat.

P: Franele de frecare blocheaza valvele de viteza.
S: Asta le este scopul.

P: Sistemul IFF inoperabil.
S: Sistemul IFF intotdeauna inoperabil daca este OFF.

P: Suspectez crapatura in parbriz.
S: Suspectez ca ai dreptate.

P: Motor 3 lipsa.
S: Gasit motor 3 pe aripa dreapta dupa ce l-am cautat putin.

P: Avionul merge caraghios.
S: Avertizat avionul sa stea drept, sa zboare cum trebuie, si sa ia lucrurile in serios.

P: "Radarul tinta" bazaie.
S: Reprogramat "radarul tinta" sa cante cum trebuie.

P: Soricel la bord.
S: Instalat pisica.

P: Zgomot de sub bord. Suna ca un pitic care bate ceva cu ciocanul.
S: Confiscat ciocanul de la pitic.

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