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Alex_Alfa
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Doi porci se intalnesc la un cerc de spiritism. Unul dintre ei il intreaba pe celalalt:

- Tu ce crezi ca e dincolo de Craciun?

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O bruneta si o blonda merg cu masina. La un momengat bruneta trage pe dreapta. Blonda o intreaba:
-Da' de ce ne-am oprit?
Raspunde bruneta:
-Pentru ca sa terminat benzina!!
Blonda catre bruneta:
-Doamne ce desteapta esti eu nu-mi dadeam seama si mergeam mai departe...

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Un cetatean vede trecand pe strada un tip cu un cutit mare infipt in spate. Cu jumatate de glas il intreaba:
-Te doare?
-Numai cind rad
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Doi manelisti stau de vorba:
- Auzi ma, da ce e ala sah?
-Ba, sahul e piesele alea care le bagam noi in punga cand jucam table

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Un tip merge la farmacie:
- Dati-mi si mie un prezervativ ca merg la prietena mea si o comit in seara asta ca e buna rau…De fapt dati-mi doua ca are o mama…au..si pe aia o ard..Ba nu dati-mi 3 ca are si o sora auu auuu.
Ii da farmacistul prezervativele, merge asta acasa la aia, se aseaza toti la masa, vine si tatal se pune in capul mesei si se pun toti sa faca rugaciunea inainte de masa. Dupa jumatate de ora, tipul inca isi facea rugaciunea la care prietena lui ii sopteste:
- Vai dragule ,dar nu stiam ca esti asa de credincios.
La care el:
- Nici eu nu stiam ca taica-tu e farmacist

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MARE ATENTIE SA NU FITI PACALITI : Mare grija la METRO! Escrocheria functioneaza in urmatorul fel: 2 pustoaice bune de 18 ani se apropie de masina in timp ce bagi cumparaturile in portbagaj incep sa stearga parbrizul de la masina cu o carpa in timp ce sanii le atarna afara din tricouri. E imposibil sa nu te uiti. Cand le multumesti si le dai niste bani, ele te roaga ca in loc de asta sa le duci la un alt magazin Metro. Accepti si ele suie in spate. Pe drum incep sa faca sex una cu alta. Dupa un timp una dintre ele trece in fata si incepe sa iti faca un SEX ORAL. In acest timp cealalta iti fura portofelul! Va sfatuiesc sa fiti foarte atenti deoarece mie mi s-a intamplat lunea trecuta, miercuri, de doua ori joi, vineri si din nou ieri, acum ma duc din nou... :twisted: 8)

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in sfarsit un dobitoc a fost "rasplatit" pe masura pt ca deschide usa larg in parcare.. :oops1:
pe viitor nu strica mai multa atentie

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Nu inteleg ce legatura are dobitocul cu masina....adica ar fi trebuit sa-l "articuleze" pe el nu sa zgarie saraca masina... :nono:

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cum dobitocul lipsea...ochi pentru ochi si dinte pt dinte

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si masina ce vina avea?

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eu nu am prins-o pe aia cu masinile si cu bogatii....
dc au simtul umorului?


cat depsre masina pe el nu o sa-l doara prea tare ca o baga in service pe vandalisme, plus ca mai e si masina de serviciu deci eu zic ca nu e prea buna solutia.
mai bine 2 capace lui :)))

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eu nu am prins-o pe aia cu masinile si cu bogatii....
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cat depsre masina pe el nu o sa-l doara prea tare ca o baga in service pe vandalisme, plus ca mai e si masina de serviciu deci eu zic ca nu e prea buna solutia.
mai bine 2 capace lui :)))
face referire la numerele de inmatriculare :) si mie mi`a trebuit mult pana sa ma prind

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Dupa ce noul pacient se aseaza pe canapea, psihiatrul zice: "Nu sunt la curent cu problema ta, te-as ruga sa-mi povestesti de la inceput" "Bineinteles, spune pacinetul. La inceput am creat cerul si pamantul.... ".

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nu situ daca a mai fost dar iata 2 filme pentru fanii david blame(si pentru mine):))
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finalul de la al doilea e genial:))

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da si eu am zis ca shi`a batut joc de mashina dar au avut si eu un motiv http://www.prosport.ro/index.php?sectio ... x&id=60256

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Nu vreau sa ma pronunt daca nu vad pozele la o rezolutie mai decenta, dar miroase un pic a photoshop.

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Pentru cei care nu au vazut filmul Pantera roz... :)

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