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Cristiano
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sa fi fost beat?

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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hm http://www.topgear.com/content/features ... /02/1.html

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cine zicea ca in bucuresti nu sunt 4 benzi(uneori 5) pentru un sens?


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tare :lol: :lol: :lol:

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eu am murit de râs: http://www.protv.ro/stiri/portret-www-p ... opera.html
merită să vă uitaţi până la capăt. femeia asta e plină de penibil :lol:
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Multumesc, acuma nu mai pot retine cina in stomac. Ce ... creatura oribila.
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De aia a crescut nivelul marii brusc, nu e incalzirea globala de vina... :lol:

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dar totusi dc i se face atat de multa reclama ca apare pe toate posturile?
ca vedeta nu e ca nu a castigat nimic, nu arata bine, nu stie sa cante, e o poeta inascuta.
ce nu face televiziunea din lipsa de subiecte

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Materiale cu nikita au mai fost la noi pe forum. Cred ca e o incercare subtila sa ne rareasca. Numai cei puternici sa supravietuiasca! :lol:
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Sper sa se inteleaga ceva din poyele mele desi sint facute cuu telefonu'.


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Here goes, sper sa se desluseasca...:)


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E vorba de eleron?
Eu zic sa facem o colectie de poze cu masini care au astfel de eleroane pe ele. Am vazut la magazinele de piese astfel de obiecte, le au pe rafturi, unul mai urit ca altul.
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Pare eleron din ala de dacie berlina , si sincer nu m-as fi gandit ca ala e un loc in care ar putea fi montat...!
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Sotia se pregateste sa prajeasca un ou ochi, cind tocmai se intoarce sotul acasa si incepe sa tipe: -"ATENTIE!!! ATENTIE!!! MAI MULT ULEI!!! AVEM NEVOIE DE MAI MULT ULEI!!! O SA SE ARDA!!! ATENTIE!!! INTOARCE-L, INTOARCE-L, INTOARCE-L!!! HAI!!! ATENTIE!!! AI INNEBUNIT? ULEIUL O SA SE TERMINE!!! O, DOAMNE DUMNEZEULE, SAREA!!! NU UITA SAREA!!!" Sotia, deja enervata la culme de tipetele sotului, il intreaba: -"De ce tipi asa? Crezi ca nu sint in stare sa prajesc un ou???" Barbatul raspunde foarte calm: -"Asta ca sa-ti faci o idee de cum ma simt eu cind conduc masina si tu stai linga mine"....

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ce nebuni japonezii astia :))

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Sa fie impertinenta..?
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chiar daca prefer bmw`ul din cele 2 , nu pot zice ca nu e o reclama reusita :)))

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a aparut si replica de la bmw deja :) insa asta nu e un photoshop


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