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vip007
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cum sa dai examen in aceste conditii:))
cum numai in poli se poate intampla


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Been there, done that.
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A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw,
and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the
noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning, "need",
and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the
1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor
and shouts:
"What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!"
The other guy says: "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you: I'm
coming" .
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Gresit scris " any key" ! Trebuia scris " any butoane bre " :twisted:

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Din pacate fara poze ca nu mai aveam curent la tel. Am vazut o 156 MK 2 de vinzare la show-room-ul Automobile Bavaria de la Otopeni de pe centura Capitalei.
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Daca nu ma insel, e pe Autovit, la un pret cam piperat.
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Nu te inseli. O sa stea 100 de ani mult si bine ..........

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N-am stiut unde sa pun poza, but here goes:
Weekendul asta, Mamaia, parcare REx
http://img524.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 551qo3.jpg
sursa: insomniaracing

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Alex, nu ai vazut si alfa mea ca era parcata un pic mai incolo ..... :lol:

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Weekendul asta, Mamaia, parcare REx
Asta e doar un sfert... Parcarea aceea e noul Salon Auto din Romania...

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Celebra parcare de la Rex :drool:

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N-am stiut unde sa pun poza, but here goes:
Weekendul asta, Mamaia, parcare REx
http://img524.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 551qo3.jpg
sursa: insomniaracing
Continuand aceeasi idee... :
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/701871/al ... n_romania/
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mda!!! mi-a placut faza "daca filmez audi se strica aparatu"
numai la noi se poate asta!!
suntem primii la masini si ultimii la consum pe cap de locuitor la Hartie igienica , pasta de dinti, sapun etc

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am si eu una in genul ala:


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ege, noua statuie a libertăţii :lol:
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Super amuzant! :lol:
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Atentie ! Imagini socante ! Balene esuate la Marea Neagra !
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Ba Meme esti rau de tot! Ai ceva cu noi? Eu deja am cosmaruri. Mi-e si frica sa adorm. O sa ma ai pe constiinta. Mi s-a dus naibii somnul pe urmatoarea saptamina.
Colegi de pe forum, daca tineti la voi si la familiile voastre nu va uitati la ce a postat fiara de Meme!
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[...] daca tineti la voi si la familiile voastre nu va uitati la ce a postat fiara de Meme!
Din pacate pentru mine e prea tarziu. In schimb am dat-o si altora, nu neaparat ca "sa moara si capra vecinului" ci mai degraba pentru ca sper ca daca sufera mai multi poate se gaseste mai repede un leac :twisted:
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nu va puteti imagina ce reactie am avut eu :dribble: ! oricum NIKITA e :first: !

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