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bele_mihai
 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 May 2016, 01:01 
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Mai era si prietena care are prioritate :lol: la urcare a fost mai simplu

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PostPosted: 01 May 2016, 02:39 
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E funny treaba ca ai vrut tu s-o faci asa si e ok! :peace: Daca o lasai mai in fata sau daca erai cu 159 ti se deschideau usile fara stres.. :peace:

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PostPosted: 01 May 2016, 03:38 
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Nu stiam unde sa-l pun.
Unul dintre cele mai de valoare posturi de pe forum : "Funny Stuff", singurul post al lui Aer Curat si cu peste 140.000 vizualizari. Asta inseamna sa fii mafiot! :lol:


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PostPosted: 02 May 2016, 04:34 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNlXl7cQaNA&spfreload=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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PostPosted: 02 May 2016, 17:48 
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PostPosted: 02 May 2016, 20:10 
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Un Ducato nervos! :lol:


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PostPosted: 05 May 2016, 16:48 
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POLinieri :lol:
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PostPosted: 05 May 2016, 18:20 
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159 :lol:


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PostPosted: 05 May 2016, 18:24 
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Insalubre...bă de da-ma drecu :lol: da buruienile alea nu se fac pe jos?
Felicitari poliatia...aia :clapping: funny maxim

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PostPosted: 05 May 2016, 22:40 
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ce ciorba au bagat baietii in curte la primarie :)))

Am auzit si eu o duma misto azi:
Care e paradoxul penisului?
Cu toate ca nu vorbeste, e tare-n gura. :smart:

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Poa' să fie profesor, Medic sau aviator, Avocat sau conţopist, Inginer, frizer, dentist, Pictor sau electrician, Toţi înjură la volan !
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PostPosted: 05 May 2016, 23:50 
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850€ in plus daca dai pe configurator la Maserati si nu modifici nimic pentru ca iti convine varianta Stock. Ma prostesc si eu. Nu ca ar fi vreo problema, ce mie 150.000€, ce mi-e 150.500€ :lol:


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PostPosted: 06 May 2016, 12:37 
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Safety first! Sandale cu bot metalic.


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PostPosted: 07 May 2016, 20:15 
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Mie o pereche de bocanci cu bot metalic mi-au salvat un picior :lol: .Deci merita purtati unde trebuie :mrgreen: .

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PostPosted: 07 May 2016, 21:57 
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Cu bocancii sunt de acord, dar cu sandalele nu.

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PostPosted: 11 May 2016, 07:02 
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PostPosted: 11 May 2016, 20:30 
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Legend says she ran out of gas just before she passed away :lol: :lol:

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astazi in avion de la roma la marsilia , s-a apucat vecinul meu, marocan , sa vorbeasca la telefon in araba :D , nu va spun cum se uita tot avionul la el , stresati astia domnule nu gluma.

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astazi in avion de la roma la marsilia , s-a apucat vecinul meu, marocan , sa vorbeasca la telefon in araba :D , nu va spun cum se uita tot avionul la el , stresati astia domnule nu gluma.
Daca mai zicea si Alah e mare pe aeroport il lua mascatii :)))

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M-au scos pe mine din randu de la check-in in milano imediat dupa faza cu belgienii. Dupa 5 min m-am intors la rand si romanasii incremenisera putin :)) ca idee sunt mai barbos asa si mai brunet inclusiv la ten 8)

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Si eu am fost scos din rand in Barcelona acum 2 saptamani si m-au cautat cu un scanner de explozibil :))
Nu glumesc, am vazut pe laptopul aluia searching for explosives :))
Eram un pic stresat ca mai aveam putin si pleca avionul
Nu am barba, doar ca eram tuns unu si am si fata un pic de dubios asa ;)

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Si eu am fost scos din rand in Barcelona acum 2 saptamani si m-au cautat cu un scanner de explozibil :))
Nu glumesc, am vazut pe laptopul aluia searching for explosives :))
Eram un pic stresat ca mai aveam putin si pleca avionul
Nu am barba, doar ca eram tuns unu si am si fata un pic de dubios asa ;)

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Ba eu cred ca au aflat ca ai bagat atitia bani in Alfa Romeo si au zis...beii...e suspect omul asta :lol:

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Mai nou esti dat jos din avion si daca rezolvi ecuatii matematice complexe. Cred ca cel mai safe e sa citesti Click sau ceva similar...

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:lol:
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Funny rau povestea asta dar sunt sigur ca se gasesc gaste care pun botul :lol:
E primita pe mail .

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Am modificat adresa de mail ca sa fiu sigur ca nu exista gaste si pe forum :lol:
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