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PostPosted: 22 Jan 2016, 21:22 
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Cristiiiii ba Cristiiiii :lol:
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PostPosted: 01 Feb 2016, 22:13 
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:lol: nici chiar asa

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PostPosted: 07 Feb 2016, 13:58 
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Auzi ma, pedala de acceleratie sa-ti vibreze cand o calci prea tare, ca sa scada consumul :lol: In secunda doi am si taiat firul.
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Un jmeker din sat, cu bemve seria3 :

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PostPosted: 17 Feb 2016, 14:24 
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Inca una haioasa pe principiul: doar in Romania se poate blackfriday sezonier :lol:


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:lol: Si ala de vara, cum o fi ? :scratch:

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Probabil merge si la "foarte tare"...
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if 32 GTA on Logan, then fake :lol:

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PostPosted: 01 Mar 2016, 12:22 
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mai circula un anunt de vanzare interesant
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Vand Golf 3

In primul rand tin sa incep cu dotarile.

Doresc sa incep cu consumul, deoarece toata lumea este interesata de acest lucru. Consum foarte foarte foarte mare, pentru acest lucru am trecut-o pe gaz. Are un consum de 12-13 litri in afara. In oras nu am avut curaj sa ma uit.

"Aer conditionat care functioneaza cu o singura conditie, sa tineti geamul deschi/inchis, in functie de anotimp"

Geamuri electrice fata/spate dar pe spate sunt deconectate.Plimbam foare multi "prieteni: cu ea si le deschideau in anotimpul nepotrivit si nu facea "aerul conditionat" fata. Se pot conecta dar nu garantez ca mai functioneaza, cel din partea dreapta spate sigur nu functioneaza ca este avariata(ajungem si la partea cu avariatul in cateva momente).

Inchidere centralizata care functioneaza pe toate usile, aaaaa mai putin pe cea din partea dreapta spate, am mentionat ceva mai spus.

Consumabile schimbate la ultima revizie trecuta pe bune, nu mai tin minte anul cand a fost deoarece nu a fost facuta de mine.

Instalatia de gaz este perfect functionala, dar daca este putin mai frig afara te cam rogi de ea sa porneasca. La a 2-a, 3 cheie porneste "sigur".

Are si trapa care este inchisa ermetic, deoarece cand era cod galben de ploaie in masina era cod portocaliu de ploaie.Si am decis ii pun putin mai mult silicon si sa fie inchisa ermetic.Daca doriti sa deschideti trapa riscati sa o faceti decapotabila.

In interior este foarte dotata, cu cotiere de piele, in jur de 8 boxe dar nu stiu sigur daca functioneaza toate, folii omologate, loc pentru casetofon si foarte multe dotari.

In al doilea rand sa trecem la partea cu avaria.

Sincer masina porneste la prima cheie asta in cazul in care nu este pe gaz si este frig afara.
A fost avariata intr-un accident de o dubita plina de marfa.Soferul a fost putin neatent, sau a vrut sa vada cum este sa mai faca un accident inainte sa ii expire dovada de la ultimul accident.
Masina este intr-o stare foarte buna. "Fata de dubita este intr-o stare exceptionala"
Toata partea dreapta este avariata, geamul dreapta fata este spart, si usile sunt "putin" infundate. "Putina" tinichigerie si se "rezolva totul"
Doresc sa o vand unei persoane care "promite" ca o repara si are grija de ea. Este o masina foarte buna, trage si la deal si la vale mananca asfalt.
A fost masina mea de suflet, am invatat sa conduc cu aceasta masina si pentru acest lucru doresc seriozitate maxima.

P.S. Merita vazuta, Nu ai nimic de pierdut daca cumperi aceasta masita. In acesti bani sunt incluse 2 telefoane sparte.

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cand postasul nu suna de doua ori?

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In jocuri, e un common practice ca atunci cand e egalitate si concurezi impotriva "calculatorului" sa te desemneze castigator. Sa trateze cazul egalului e complicat (trebuia sa faci o noua cursa de departajare, complica codul si poate afecta balancingul), sa castige adversarul te-ar fi frustrat, asa ca se pleaca de la premisa ca te vei bucura si vei trece cu vederea situatia "funny" :)


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17:41 :lol: :lol: :lol:

...right flywheel size?...

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Pe principiul asta, 99 % dintre membrii alfaclub ar trebui sa umble cu masinile inscriptionate... :tongue:
Ce-mi plac glumele mele, he, he. :lol:


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Asta daca le folosesti :lol:


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Pe principiul asta, 99 % dintre membrii alfaclub ar trebui sa umble cu masinile inscriptionate... :tongue:
Ce-mi plac glumele mele, he, he. :lol:
Ii stiu povestea, omul a fost disperat si a ajuns sa se judece cu audi

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