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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Sep 2015, 11:05 
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Eu ii respect doar pe cei afectati de blocaj, pentru rabdare, educatie si eleganta cu care au abordat problema. Mosul ar face bine sa isi predea permisul, iar femeia e o tampita.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Sep 2015, 14:14 
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Cu tot respectul, dar nu e altceva decat un mos care nu stie sa sofeze, o fufa nemearsa la falus si niste reguli retarde. Daca nu ma insel, sub acel pod e doar un fir de circulatie, nu exista marcaj sau semn de circulatie, iar in acest caz prioritate are primul care s-a bagat in tunel. Adica e un fel de care are bun simt sa se dea la o parte.
Sa ne intelegem, in UK nu exista prioritate de dreapta, totul este marcat in vreun fel pentru a determina cine are prioritate. La urcatul in panta, daca din 2 benzi se face una, prioritate are cel care s-a bagat primul pe firul ingust, nu cel care urca. Din pacate, inca nu am citit legislatia in domeniu, iar astea sunt informatii parvenite de la colegii mei. Sunt multe situatii cand soferia se intampla la mica intelegere.

In concluzie, acolo sunt doar orgolii si ochelari de cal. Singurul respect este pentru ceilalti participanti la trafic pentru ca si-au stapanit nervii sa nu ii dea pe mos si pe fufa cap in cap.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Sep 2015, 18:44 
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Intamplare reala:

Acum cateva seri eram cu prietena in masina si cand am plecat de la semafor mirosea foarte tare a noxe.

Ea putin speriata intreaba: de la noi miroase asa urat?
Eu relaxat: Nu, de la astia cu skoda si vw din fata noastra ( era o octavia in fata mea si pe banda din dreapta un passat/jetta )

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PostPosted: 30 Sep 2015, 19:30 
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cristianmiu Quote:
Acum cateva seri eram cu prietena in masina si cand am plecat de la semafor mirosea foarte tare a noxe.
Mare lucru , o basinica scapata usor :lol:


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PostPosted: 30 Sep 2015, 20:27 
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cristianmiu Quote:
Acum cateva seri eram cu prietena in masina si cand am plecat de la semafor mirosea foarte tare a noxe.
Mare lucru , o basinica scapata usor :lol:
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Era un nor imens in spatele lui, slabe sanse :))


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Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDm Distinctive High Blu Oltremare | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Q2 Rosso Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Nero Pastello | B 937 DKR
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Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDm Distinctive High Blu Oltremare | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Q2 Rosso Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Nero Pastello | B 937 DKR
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Cautati la Metro, noua solutie pentru curatat bordul. :lol:
Dar aveti grija, ca cica daca vrei sa faci o fotografie acolo e posibil sa vina un "Dorel" si sa-ti spuna ca vezi dom'le n-ai voie sa fotografiezi. Citez: "Da' ce-i aicea, muzeu?"
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Mitza , Cristialex ... V-ati facut afacere ?
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nu eram acasa cand am primit asta:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
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cum adica nu erai acasa? tu primesti email-uri si cand nu esti acasa? :shock:

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cum adica nu erai acasa? tu primesti email-uri si cand nu esti acasa? :shock:
eram la munca si nu aveam acces la internet sa verific mesajele,asa ca le citesc la 28 de zile.

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True story. Cica amestec de nuci, alune,etc. Yeah right :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2015, 23:23 
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Cautati la Metro, noua solutie pentru curatat bordul. :lol:
Dar aveti grija, ca cica daca vrei sa faci o fotografie acolo e posibil sa vina un "Dorel" si sa-ti spuna ca vezi dom'le n-ai voie sa fotografiezi. Citez: "Da' ce-i aicea, muzeu?"
Sa mori tu, Dorele? Te-ai gandit mult cand ai debitat-o, a? :blink:
Cele mai bune produse pe care la poti gasi in cartier. Sprayul cu pricina este super fain , pulverizezi peste tot in masina , iar dupa doua minute cand stergi , va ramane totul ca nou . Sa vezi ceara lichida de la ei sau polishul , foarte usor de folosit si cu rezultate excelente.

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