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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2015, 18:53 
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daca ati inteles ceva, sa imi spuneti si mie :D

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2015, 19:07 
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Ca cand povestea el, este soferele cu bemveuri si de asta repede pleaca. :roll2:
Acuma pe bune, asta era celalalt, din solenza? De ce are el permis daca nu-i in stare sa lege 2 vorbe? :bash:

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PostPosted: 01 May 2015, 20:47 
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Noul Twingo, facut de Reno special pentru comanr :D
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verificarile finale de la reno:

ba ai pus tableta? da sefu
ba ai pus dividiul? da sefu
ba aipodu e? este sefu
ba da motoru?, ai sa mi bp , acuma il bagam, uitasem :lol:

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pentru fanii muzicii populare: unu impaiat care canta in engleza

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PostPosted: 09 May 2015, 16:07 
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Deodata, Alfele par altfel, nu?

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 10 May 2015, 09:48 
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Pentru mine, de cand ma invart pe langa una, nu s-a schimbat nimic cu privire la perceptia asupra Alfelor. Vad in schimb ca "ceilalti" scot incet, incet gunoiul de sub pres si mi se pare amuzant.

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Cheie de Golf 4 la Veyron ... 2 million $ dollar car, 20$ VW group key :lol: epic fail

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e de brand nou :popa: :roll2:


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PostPosted: 14 May 2015, 12:02 
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a dat ca blegu copy/paste din google translate :lol:

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un altfel de phootoshop :lol: :


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Best cry ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

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De dimineata pana seara.


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yux_mm Quote:
De dimineata pana seara.
si-a pus roti si a plecat? :D

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Cu o zi inainte avea si roti. Dar fiind o masina cu roti pe o strada oarecare, ce sens avea o poza. Dar cand vezi o masina fara 4 roti, parca mai e de pozat.

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Ar fi foarte tare daca n-ar fi si foarte trist. Dar talentul tipic romanesc de a face haz de necaz este genial!

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marius Quote:
Ar fi foarte tare daca n-ar fi si foarte trist. Dar talentul tipic romanesc de a face haz de necaz este genial!
Ce altceva poti face in aceasta situatie?

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o donatie pentru intaiul manager al bisericii, patriarhul daniel ;)

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Femei goale cîte vrei Din reviste de doi lei, Unghii negre plus tutun, Băutură şi drum bun! Pot oricînd să susţină teze Despre cutia de viteze
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:))))))))))))))

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E ceva putred. A accelerat prea tare.

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Scrie in articol, a uitat sa activeze nu stiu ce functie. Faza naspa e ca orice end user poate uita acelasi lucru, nu mai vorbesc de cazuri in care se defecteaza senzori sau alte chestii..

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