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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 12 Oct 2013, 00:14 
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Zece lucruri despre anchetarea lui Florin Salam pentru consum de droguri
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Mii de cocalari şi-au lipit deja pe BMW-uri abţibilde cu „Alături de Florin Salam”;

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Zece lucruri despre anchetarea lui Florin Salam pentru consum de droguri
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Mii de cocalari şi-au lipit deja pe BMW-uri abţibilde cu „Alături de Florin Salam”;
Si apare si o editie limitata de Coca Cola , Imparte o Coca cu Salam !

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Gura casca si un airbag deranjat
Imi aduce aminte de asta :roll2:

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PostPosted: 17 Oct 2013, 10:13 
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Făt Frumos îi zice calului:

- Bă, calule, stai aici pe loc, eu urc în turn la Ileana Cosânzeana, da’ dacă vine zmeul, să sar drept pe tine şi să fugim.
Calul, ce să zică, asta-i misia lui ingrată..
Făt Frumos urcă, după un timp aud ciocănituri la uşă. Făt Frumos se azvârle pe fereastră, Ileana se aranjează, deschide, când colo, la uşă, calul.
- Băi, spune-i lu’ Făt Frumos c-afară plouă, aşa că-l aştept aici.

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Un crescator de pepeni disperat de faptul ca ii tot dispar foarte multi pepeni peste noapte se hotaraste sa injecteze unul dintre ei cu cianura, punand pancarde in jurul crescatoriei si anuntandu-l pe hot ca unul dintre acei pepeni este injectat cu cianura.
Ajunge a doua zi dimineata si observa ca din crescatorie nu mai lipsea nici un pepene, dar langa una din pancardele pe care le pusese era alta pancarda pe care scria:
"acum ai doi pepeni injectati!!!"

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gizoogle.net (Alfa Romeo on Gizoogle)

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Taurul nu a respectat indicatiile politistului :roll2:

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Acu' v-am prins! HA! :roll2:


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Iti dau 200 de euro daca iti dai prosopul jos :D
Pe acelasi principiu:
Un tip vine acasa si-i spune soacrei:
- Toarna-mi 50 de palinca.
- Te-ai trosnit la cap?
- Pentru asta iti dau 50 lei!
Soacra a fost de acord si-i toarna.
- Mai toarna-mi 50…
- Asta deja e culmea!
- Iti dau o suta…
Soacra a luat banii si-i mai toarna un pahar.
- Hai mama sa bem impreuna. Iti mai dau 200!
Soacra s-a asezat la masa si au inceput sa bea impreuna.
- Auzi, mama, hai sa-ti ard una peste ochi!
- Esti un nesimtit. Cum iti permiti?
- Iti dau 300!
Soacra a fost de acord iar ginerele i-a ars o palma de-a intors-o cu picioarele in sus. In acest moment suna telefonul. Tipul ridica receptorul iar la celalalt capat al firului sotia:
- Dragul meu, i-ai dat mamei pensia?
- Tocmai ce-am terminat. … :lol:

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Da-mi amenda maxima ca altfel nu semnez :roll2:

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vind alfa romeo 156 jtd facelift an 2004 luna 10 dizel 1.9 gri 4 usi inchidere pe cheie card servis 4 carti tecnice ale masini jante spitate alfa romeo full avariata bara aripa floare parbiz 2 aierbecuri motoru merge foarte bine 3 seturi nr rosi se poate scoate si cu variante sa schimburi creste pretu
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De sezon, fara manele :lol:


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Nu stiu daca e chiar funny, e o statistica destul de interesanta. :blink:

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Un preot se despartea de parohia sa dupa multi ani de slujire.
Pe langa masa de adio, enoriasii s-au gandit sa-i faca si un cadou. Ca peste tot, a fost invitat si un parlamentar sa spuna cateva cuvinte si sa-i inmaneze cadoul. Dar, ca toti politicienii, a intarziat; si, atunci, parintele s-a gandit sa umple timpul cu un discurs:
– Prima mea impresie despre parohia aceasta mi-am facut-o cu ocazia primei spovedanii. M-am gandit ca am fost trimis intr-un loc teribil deoarece primul care s-a spovedit mi-a marturisit ca furase un televizor, ca le-a furat banii parintilor, ca a mai furat si la locul de munca, pe langa faptul ca avea o aventura cu sotia sefului. In unele ocazii facea trafic si vanzare de droguri. Am ramas inmarmurit… stupefiat… si foarte speriat!
Dar dupa aceea i-am cunoscut pe ceilalti oameni care nu semanau deloc cu acest individ. Mai mult, pot sa spun ca a fost o parohie de oameni responsabili, cu valori morale, credinciosi si ca am trait aici ani minunati!
In acest moment sosi parlamentarul, asa ca l-au chemat repede sa ia cuvantul. Dupa ce s-a scuzat pentru intarziere, a inceput astfel:
– Niciodata n-am sa uit ziua in care a venit parintele in parohie… chiar am avut onoarea sa fiu primul care s-a spovedit la el…

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Curse legale de masini in Ilfov! :run:
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