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Biba
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porcuşorul agresiv merge la staţia de benzină şi întreabă:
"cât costă o picătură de benzină?"
omul de la benzinărie: "păi cât să coste... e gratis"
porcuşorul: "atunci ia picură tu aici până se umple rezervorul"
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Un tip îi povesteşte unui prieten ce a păţit cu o zi în urmă:
- Mă trezesc de dmineaţă şi plec la servici. Când ies din bloc, axact la scară, doi inşi îl băteau pe unul.
- Åži?
- M-am gândit: să mă bag, să nu mă bag? Dar, ţinând cont de faptul că mă grăbeam la servici, nu m-am băgat. La prânz, în faţa restaurantului unde servesc de obicei masa, patru îl băteau pe unul.
- Åži?
- Îmi era foame, mă grăbeam spre masă, aşa că iarăşi nu m-am băgat. Seara, când mă întorceam acasă, la ieşirea din metrou, opt inşi îl băteau pe unul. Acum, nemaiavând nimic de făcut, m-am băgat.
- Åži?
- Mamă, ce l-am mai bătut pe ăla...
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http://sokkapat.blogspot.com/2006/12/st ... ivers.html
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Cristiano
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am deschis topicul pentru ca mai avem nevoie si sa radem
postez si o curiozitate funny

http://www.t-w-t.ro/oferte-turism/top_m ... ca/fucking

si poate moderatori aduna aici toate posturile funny :P

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Ce face un jamaican intr-un lan plin de marijuana? Paste Fericit! :D

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tare bancul tau alex e de sezon :lol: :lol: :lol:

acum de sarbatori super oferta la vw polo :lol: mie mi se pare cam funny poate gasiti voi justificarea pretului, masina are super stock cu capace


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Silviu
 Post subject: si-a luat taranu` masina
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Fara comentarii :lol:


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foarte tare, i-o trebuit la roman logan :lol:

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Daca tot suntem la capitolul de facut misto de masina aspirationala a romanului,poza asta este reprezentativa spun eu. :twisted:


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adica 150 CP :haha:

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oare suntem rai????? :)

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Lucrare scrisa intr-o clasa de fete, cu subiectul urmator:
Abordati intr-o maniera concisa, urmatoarele trei teme:
1) Religie.
2) Sexualitate.
3) Mister.
Doar urmatoarea lucrare a obtinut nota maxima - 10: "Dumnezeule! Sunt insarcinata! Cu cine?"

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Tupac
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A se respecta cu sfintenie! :shock:


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Genial!! :clapping:
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ce nenorociti astia maica........


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pazea

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http://dld.carcotasii.ro/gigele/Unguru% ... KissFM.mp3

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut! :shock:
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se distreaza si ei :lol:

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:roll2: tare oaia

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Un fotbalist la preot:
- Parinte, in RAI se joaca fotbal?
- Trebuie sa ma documentez, vino maine!
A doua zi.
- Parinte, ei?
- Am o veste buna si una rea. Cea buna: Da, se joaca fotbal.
- Si cea rea?
- Joi ai meci!

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Super tare si adevarat! :lol:
click aici

Nerecomandat minorilor - limbaj vulgar :)
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