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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 22 Oct 2012, 16:31 
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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 12:58 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 16:20 
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 21:14 
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Bai, macar astia sunt corecti. spun unde sunt facute piesele (ca doar n-o fi vorba de cutie). pe cand aia, de produc ei numai calitate, pentru masinile astea BMW si VW (aici intra si restul) pun piese romanesti/turcesti/moldovenesti in cutii "made in germany" . am cumparat pentru un prieten niste piese ptr un VW pe cutie scria made in Germany, pe piesa scria made in CE si pe punga in care era sigilata piesa scria lot, numar, verificat CTC
BOSCH, DELPHI, FAG, DUNLOP, si multi altii fac piese in Romania pe bani putini si le ambaleaza frumos in Germania in cutii facute acolo

Stiu ca-s offtopic pe topic dar oricum suntem pe offtopic

DACA SE STRICA CEVA LA O MASINA ITALIANA SIGUR SE STRICA CEVA NEMTESC!

vreti exemple:
- bobina de inductie, Bosch- made in Germany?
- alternator Bosch -made in Germany?
- valva EGR tot Bosch parca
- bujii Bosch

Cireasa de pe tort. noul sistem de aprindere de la Mercedes Benz? MAGNETTI MARELLI!

eu zic ca se mai schimba lucrurile. n-or fi farmaciile italiene ca atelierele nemtesti (aseptice, vidate, de umbla aia in costum de scafandru prin ele) dar cred ca italienii cu tigara-n bot si mintea pe dealuri sunt ingineri mai buni ca nemtii aia umflati de bere cu mintea numai la pisoare

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 21:21 
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ai dreptatate insa secretul in ziua de azi e cum sa imbini aceste piese/module/device -uri, ca per total sa nu apara probleme ,eventual sa se stice toate odata cand se depaseste un anumit timp de utilizare.

faptul ca pe masini exista initial mai multe componente "made in germany" nu ma prea bucura...ca roman.

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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 21:22 
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Dreptate ai Gurule ! :clapping: La 156-le meu , cind l-am cumparat era dotat cu stergatoare Bosch . Ma uit mai bine... made in RO . :blink: Deci : masina italiana , cu stergatoare nemtesti , fabricate in Romania. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 22:01 
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Daca tot suntem offtopic macar sa incercam sa fim funny.
Acum cativa ani in urma eram la un service si venise o tipa blonda cu un Lupo. Era rupt cablul de acceleratie sau ceva pe la pedala de acceleratie, nu putea s-o calce deloc si dupa cateva discutii cu mecanicul a scos o perla de am cazut toti pe jos. ceva de genul : m-am convins ca masinile nemtilor merg tot atat cat ii tine si p.... daca te infigi mai tare-n ele se rup cand ti-e lumea mai draga :lol:

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PostPosted: 23 Oct 2012, 22:04 
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:lol: :clapping:

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PostPosted: 26 Oct 2012, 23:42 
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Descriere masina pe autovit:

Descrierea vehiculului

MASINA ESTE SUPER.MASINA DE PRIMAR.FOLOSITA NUMAI PENTRU PLIMBARI IN REST AM FOLOSIT MASINA PRIMARIEI.ACCEPT UNELE SCHIMBURI CU FURGON MAI IEFTIN

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Din poze, pare o gioarsa, oricum.

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PostPosted: 30 Oct 2012, 14:59 
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Oare are sanse mai mari sa vanda alfa?
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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 10:45 
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orice asemanare cu un moderator de pe forumul nostru este pur si simplu intamplatoare :lol:

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PostPosted: 06 Nov 2012, 11:08 
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Sa înțeleg ca ti-a plăcut clipul trimis pe pm :))


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PostPosted: 07 Nov 2012, 10:33 
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A propos, la ei au trecut, dar se apropie alegerile de la noi:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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PostPosted: 07 Nov 2012, 10:52 
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true story!

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intrebare capcana:
Ce faci cand un homosexual iti face avansuri?
1. le accepti? sau
2. ii intorci spatele?

no offence pentru cei cativa care sunt, cei care se simt si cei pe care ii consideram pederasti

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zic eu ca merge mai bine aici decat la Kitsch Tuning :))


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Oare dupa ce o scoate de la spalatorie o usuca folosind feonul? :P

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Pai cred ca o spala la veterinar ca se unple de purici su capuse:))


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Doua masini de armata s-au pocnit in timp ce se depaseau. N-am putut face poza mai de aproape de frica sa nu ma impuste :))


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