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PostPosted: 21 Sep 2012, 09:37 
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PostPosted: 22 Sep 2012, 12:46 
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Top Gear 1992 ... Jeremy face niste previziuni :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2012, 16:05 
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Un procuror gretos de la DNA a trecut ieri pe la ferma noastra:
- Imi pare rau dar trebuie sa inspectez ferma, sa vad daca nu cumva cultivati droguri ilegale.
- Nici o problema!, i-am zis “poti sa cauti unde vrei in afara de campul ala din dreapta.
Atunci a scos arogant legitimatia si mi-a lipit-o de fata:
- Vezi asta? Eu am autoritatea sa caut unde vreau, nu poti sa-mi spui tu unde sa caut si und
e nu! Am incheiat discutia, ai inteles?!?
- Bine, ma scuzati. i-am raspuns politicos si mi-am vazut de-ale mele.
Nu trec 10 minute si-l vad alergand de mama focului pe campul din dreapta urmarit de un mare taur cu spume la gura. Avea ochii iesiti din orbite de panica si urla cat il tinea gura Ajutoooor, ajutoooor!
Atunci am aruncat sculele din mana, am fugit langa gard si am urlat la el:
- Legitimatia, arata-i legitimatia, f*t*-ti mor*ii m*-tii!!!

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Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDm Distinctive High Blu Oltremare | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Q2 Rosso Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Nero Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 147 Facelift 1.6 TS Nero Metalico | B 08 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 TS Nero | B 147 DKR
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 26 Sep 2012, 22:53 
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BZ-DIA, really ? Cand ai achizitionat globul de cristal ?
Daca tot il ai, fi bun si spune-mi si mie ce model e rahatul ala mic diesel pe care il folosesc zilnic, ca mi-a fost lene sa verific.
Alex, nu vorbeam despre tine aici, tu esti un specimen atipic si nu te poti incadra in nicio categorie... Apropo, in loc sa te certi cu lumea pe forum, nu mai gasesti nimic de surubarit prin masina?... Cred ca ar aduce un plus in ambele tabere, zic si eu...

P.S.: Globul meu de cristal spune ca mai ai cateva minute in care poti folosi functia "edit" sa repari minunea asta: :lol:
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(...) Daca tot il ai, fi bun (...)

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2012, 15:10 
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Un procuror gretos de la DNA a trecut ieri pe la ferma noastra:
- Imi pare rau dar trebuie sa inspectez ferma, sa vad daca nu cumva cultivati droguri ilegale.
- Nici o problema!, i-am zis “poti sa cauti unde vrei in afara de campul ala din dreapta.
Atunci a scos arogant legitimatia si mi-a lipit-o de fata:
- Vezi asta? Eu am autoritatea sa caut unde vreau, nu poti sa-mi spui tu unde sa caut si und
e nu! Am incheiat discutia, ai inteles?!?
- Bine, ma scuzati. i-am raspuns politicos si mi-am vazut de-ale mele.
Nu trec 10 minute si-l vad alergand de mama focului pe campul din dreapta urmarit de un mare taur cu spume la gura. Avea ochii iesiti din orbite de panica si urla cat il tinea gura Ajutoooor, ajutoooor!
Atunci am aruncat sculele din mana, am fugit langa gard si am urlat la el:
- Legitimatia, arata-i legitimatia, f*t*-ti mor*ii m*-tii!!!
Buna ultima replica, mai putin injuratura care nu e amuzanta deloc si strica tot bancu.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 10 Oct 2012, 12:55 
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Italian style marketing :D
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 10 Oct 2012, 15:28 
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PostPosted: 10 Oct 2012, 17:34 
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Auzisem de treaba asta si unii o considerau lipsita de etica, mie dincolo de etica mi se pare plina de umor. Tine de spiritul latin, un neamt nici nu are asemenea idei si nici nu le gusta. Altfel, sunt sigur ca daca VW doreste 500-le poate fi usor inlocuit cu un Up! sau orice alta mizerie au ei prin curte.

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 00:25 
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"Taranul" roman.... cea mai "evoluata" specie de pe pamant....

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Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 Distinctive Elegante Blu Aurora | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDm Distinctive High Blu Oltremare | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Q2 Rosso Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Nero Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 147 Facelift 1.6 TS Nero Metalico | B 08 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 TS Nero | B 147 DKR
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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 02:21 
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Cica nea Vasile aude ca la Alfa Romeo se fac inbunatatiri foarte iefti cu ocazia impliniri unei varste f frumoase ,se gandeste el ce sa faca si merge si el cu trabantul lui la recepti intrreaba:
-unde as putea sa fac si eu ceva schimbari la masina mea,
(cel de la receptie crede ca ii o gluma ii raspunde),
-sigur domle, ce ati vrea sa faceti
-pai as vrea sa schimb farurile
-ok nici o problema , clientu nostru stapanu nostru,
-altceva,
pai daca tot am inceput , si interiorul,si tot asa pana cand ajunge sa schimbe tot la masina ,la un momentdat Nea Vasile cere Factura informativa cu cat costa,omul de la Alfa ii aduce o factura pe care scrie mare 1 euro, mosu intreaba hai domle chiar un euro iti bati joc de mine , la care Alfist raspunde da ce domle eu am inceput :D :lol: :D


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PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 08:45 
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da cate vizualizari are :fuck:

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PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 11:51 
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nu cred frate lol:P
chiar ca :fuck:


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PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 11:59 
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Mie imi place :)

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PostPosted: 12 Oct 2012, 19:42 
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Bariera in ....."erectie" :lol: :blink:

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Fereasca Dumnezeu, acolo si barierele is ca .... :))

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:lol: da ce si-a luat-o masinuta aia ! asa se intimpla daca nu ai sigla Alfa Romeo ! :naughty:

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Bariera in ....."erectie" :lol: :blink:

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e haios video-ul insa e facatura. priviti cum se deformeaza masina si la ce nivel ramane bariera.

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filmat cu bricheta, dar coloana sonora face toti banii.


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Care e partea de inconstienta? Ca au prins 180 km/h pe autostrada WOW? Sau ca asculta muzica populara? Asta da inscontienta!

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Faza cu spartu monitorului e de coma :))


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PostPosted: 22 Oct 2012, 15:22 
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Mi-am adus aminte de ceva...promit ca nu are legatura cu activistii de pe BMWclub, doar mi-am adus aminte din discutia cu ei:
-Acu' vreo 3 seri eram pe Magheru. Pe prima banda era un seria 6 negru cu geamuri fumurii. Mergea incet (cu 40/h). Instincul meu, de cate ori trec pe langa un BMW este sa ma uit la sofer. Il vad pe unu' mai colorat cu lantu' sclipind care brusc.....scoate un cornet de scuipat seminte!!! Am ras pana acasa...

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