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alfetta
 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 14 Jul 2012, 08:03 
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O baga astia la parnaie si pe directoarea de la PLAFAR , cica vindea coada soricelului la pret de pl calului.

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:)) Foarte tare reclama ! Cred ca eu sunt un cocalar in negare, pana la urma, chiar ascult de toate !

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DIY: Cum sa-ti faci discuri ventilate :pas1: se cumpara discuri normale pas2: se gauresc :shock:

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Mai e si apreciat pentru curaj!!

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Cypy Quote:
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DIY: Cum sa-ti faci discuri ventilate :pas1: se cumpara discuri normale pas2: se gauresc :shock:
Stiu pe cineva care a facut asta la un Golf (IV) GTi, pe discurile fata si nu a avut probleme deloc.

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Stiu pe cineva care a facut asta la un Golf (IV) GTi, pe discurile fata si nu a avut probleme deloc.
... inca. timp mai este.

daca da coltul autorul isparavii nu ar fi mare paguba. moartea sa ar duce la imbunatatirea mostenirii genetice a omenirii. insa de multe ori, in cazuri de-astea, mai ia si cate un nevinovat cu el

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pepenele e destul de reusit. trebuie incercat.:P
iar babuinii sunt buni sa lucreze la vama :))


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PostPosted: 27 Jul 2012, 15:08 
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Asta merge si la foarte tare,
Vrabia malai viseaza :lol:
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:lol:

Trebuie ascultat :roll2:


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e mai mult funny decat de cacat ...
ieri era politia pe la mine pe scara , poze , masuratori , luat urme , etc etc ... nu o sa credeti dar s-a furat caloriferul de la intrarea in bloc frate :shock: .
Cum bai nene sa desfaci un calorifer de fonta , sa pleci cu el si sa nu auda / vada nimeni ? Cat de disperati au ajuns si ciorditorii astia ?
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"E criza frate" :bash:

Un link cu un moment vesel, din pacate si real:
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"E criza frate" :bash:

Un link cu un moment vesel, din pacate si real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZ4EhwK ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Un retardat de la mine din cartier a fost prins de jandarmi, in padure la Cernica, in timp ce lucra intre cracii uneia. Jandarmii iau dat amenda, da' nu si-au dat seama ca gagica avea doar 17 anisori. Acum, retardatu' sta cu morcovu-n popou. :lol:
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1. Citesti acest mesaj
2. tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu...
3. Nu ai citit toti "tu" pentru ca te-ai plictisit.
4. Nu ti-ai dat seama ca este si un "ta".
5. Acum il cauti.
6. Iti pica fata ca vezi ca nu este nici un "ta".
7. Incepi sa razi.

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O reclamatie :lol:


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Daca nu era reclamatie la gaz, ci plangere la politie, poate nu mai era atat de funny.

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wow...sosetele astea invizibile fac toti banii! :)))))


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Li se falfaie :roll2:

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si maimutele beau cola...


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