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yux_mm
 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 01 Apr 2012, 16:47 
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Cineva spunea 'Demential'. De acord, dementa peste tot....

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Cineva spunea 'Demential'. De acord, dementa peste tot....

e fanastic, nu ratati comentariile.
suuuper tare :lol:

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yux_mm Quote:
Cineva spunea 'Demential'. De acord, dementa peste tot....

e fanastic, nu ratati comentariile.
Stii ca e la misto, nu? Adica gen Timesnewroman.ro... faza e ca exista niste site-uri de spovedanie online. Si unele dintre ele accepta VISA sau Mastercard. In numele Domnului, fireste!
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Un moderator de forum vine seara acasa cu chef de sex. O ia pe nevasta-sa in pat cu el o dezbraca , atmosfera se incinge. La un moment dat ea :
-Vai dragule ,stii nu prea am chef , ma doare capul.
El o loveste scurt cu o palma peste fata
-Asta pentru ce a fost!!?
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O blonda nu putea sa-si dea seama de ce e atât de populara.
- Sa fie oare parul meu stralucitor? îsi întreaba o prietena.
- Nu.
- Sa fie oare silueta mea atragatoare?
- Nu.
- Atunci cedez...
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Nah, fiecare e diferita. Ferrari e mai, ingusta... jos :naughty: :lol:


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Ion pe front, primeste o scrisoare de la Maria, pe care o lasase gravida:"Ioane, am nascut un baietel sanatos si frumos, care iti seamana leit, numai ca nu am lapte si i-am luat o doica negresa si stii cum sunt astea, au laptele mai negru, asa ca incet, incet, a inceput sa se innegreasca si copilul, pana o sa te intori tu, el o sa fie negru, negru".Fericit nevoie mare, Ion ii da vestea si ma-sii. Peste putin timp, ma-sa ii raspunde: "Ioane, ma bucur nespus pentru tine, cat despre partea cu laptele, stai linistit, ca nici eu nu aveam lapte cand te-am nascut pe tine, asa ca te-am hranit cu lapte de vaca si in timp si tu te-ai transformat intr-un BOU!".

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poate unii il mai stiu...superba animatia
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In biserica:
- Ai pacatuit, fiica mea?
- Da parinte!
- Te caiesti?
- Da, parinte, ma caiesc!
- Bine, saruta crucea... Nu cu limba, proasto!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTRI2ja ... ure=relmfu" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :D

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Daca manaca o frunza de salata o data pe saptamana e si normal sa le ia cu lesin. Sa-i mai strice si masina omului... :thumbdown:
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Sunt rezervate musulmanilor, pentru lumea de apoi. :twisted:

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Ce-o fi in camionul asta? :headscratch: :lol:

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Cand e necesar sa dai motoru jos si nu stii de unde sa o iei si esti presat de timp ! Try this :)

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