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Cristiano
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multa prostie................. :)))))

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Pfaaaaai am ras ca un apucat :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ascultati cu atentie versurile
htt0p://www.220.ro/Cristi_Luda_Fa_pe_prostu-content7841.html

Din ciclul Berlina Squad!!!!

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Tari rau versurile. Si cit adevar contin. Sint o sinteza in cuvinte a rubricii kitsch tuning. :lol:
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Sa va arat si voua :lol:
Deci e prea dur.. am ras cu lacrimi :lol: :lol:


Data viitoare cind te afli intr-un mijloc de transport public sau intr-un avion langa o persoana care nu mai conteneste sa te bata la cap "facand conversatie", scoate laptop-ul incet, deschide ecranul in asa fel incat sa fii sigur ca respectiva persoana il vede si fa click pe acest link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf


Edit: - o chestie, nu neaparat funny, dar foarte foarte misto
http://leenks.com/link62926.htm

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Alt meserias.

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Pt pasionatii de Counter Strike :lol: :lol:

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Marfa rau ;)
http://minuscule.tv/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQS ... ed&search=
ce idioti :haha:

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Mic dictionar de inteles femeile

Da = Nu
Nu = Da
Poate = Nu
Imi pare rau = Iti va parea rau!
Ne-ar trebui = Eu vreau
Fa cum vrei! = O sa platesti cu varf si indesat!
Hotaraste tu! = Hotararea cea buna ti-am pus-o deja!
Trebuie sa vorbim = Iar trebuie sa te critic
Bineinteles, fa cum vrei = Nu vreau sub nici o forma sa faci asta!
Nu sunt suparata = Bineinteles ca sunt suparata, boule!
Ai un aer atat de barbatesc... = Ar fi cazul sa te barbieresti.
Cum de te porti asa frumos astazi? = Asadar vrei sa facem sex astazi?
As vrea perdele noi = As vrea perdele, covoare, mobila si tapete noi.
Ma iubesti? = Am trecut astazi pe la magazinul de bijuterii, sa-ti spun ce
mi-a placut?
Cat de tare ma iubesti? = Am facut ceva ce sigur nu-ti place.
Nu-i nimic... = Tampitule!

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Mic dictionar de inteles barbatii

Mi-e foame = Mi-e foame
Sunt obosit = Sunt obosit
Ce rochie frumoasa! = Ce sani frumosi!
Da, imi place noua coafura = O gramada de bani la coafor si uite ce iese!
Am putea iesi la un restaurant? = Vreau sa facem sex.
Vrei sa dansam? = Vreau sa facem sex
Ma cam plictisesc aici... = Vreau sa facem sex
Te iubesc = Vreau sa facem sex
Te ador = Stiu ca am mai spus deja, dar... vreau sa facem sex!

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marius
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Tare :lol: Si atat de adevarat :oops:

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Cristiano
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sofer de duminica :)

http://www.220.ro/Intrarea_in_parcare_c ... t8099.html


putin polei?


http://www.netvideo.ro/view.php?cat=20&id=185

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Incredibil! pe langa prostia soferului sunt socat de comportamentul masinii! M-am contrazis foarte aprig cu un prieten pe tema asta, eu zic ca NU avea voie sa se rastoarne!

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marius
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Nu pot sa cred,rad cu lacrimi... :woot:

V-ati intrebat vreodata ...unde se termina internetul?
Tastati adresa asta : www punct ro punct ro :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ar trebui impuscata proasta aia din clipul cu skoda! Este mai periculoasa decit un nebun cu arma! :x

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(din ciclul)da doamne in viitor sa-mi scriu Alfa pe motor, oare doare cand nu ai?


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O blonda vrea sa afle cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune. Se duce si da de un taran.

Blonda: Cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune ,bai taranee?
Taranu: ...itzi dau un indiciu: "taurul f**e vaca o data pe an".
Blonda: ... pai si care e sparla?
Taranu: ... itzi mai dau un indiciu:"noi mulgem vacile de trei ori pe zi".
Blonda: .......... pai tot nu inteleg ce treaba are asta cu sindromul ... ??
Taranul: auzi fah .....io daca ma joc cu tzatzele tale de trei ori pe zi si te f** o data pe an , NU INEBUNESTI ...?!?

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Cel mai bun jucator de snooker(O'Sullivan) al tuturor timpurilor invitat la Top Ghear.....spectacol

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Da....frumos :)
M-am tot uitat in ultimele doua saptamani cate un pic pe la snooker si ce sa zic...O'Sullivan rulez :first:
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In snooker, breakul maxim posibil (fara a beneficia de greseli ale adversarilor) este de 147 de puncte :D

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Pana am citit toate paginile....am facut febra musculara la falci. Pe bune. E haios topicul asta. Tupac, cam multe bancuri aproape de misoginism. Ai voie sa critici femeile in ce priveste sofatul- ca acolo marea noastra majoritate suntem - parasute - dar in rest....nu fii rautacios. Mai da-ne niste circumstante atenuante. :lol: Bancurile sunt bune. Am facut o gluma cu misoginismul.
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ramy Quote:
. Tupac, cam multe bancuri aproape de misoginism.
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Cititi si voi :)


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Da, frate, foarte adevarat.

Asa e!

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Columbeanu ii spune doctorului sau:
"Nu m-am simtit niciodata atat de bine. Am o mireasa de 18 ani cu care voi avea un copil. Ce ziceti de asta?"
Doctorul se gandeste un minut la intrebarea lui si apoi spune:
"Am un prieten mai in varsta care este vanator si nu lipseste de la nici un sezon. Intr-o zi cand se cam grabea a luat umbrela in loc sa ia pusca. Cand a ajuns la locul de vanatoare, a vazut un iepure care statea langa un rau. Si-a ridicat umbrela, a facut 'bang, bang' si iepurele a cazut mort la pamant. Ce zici de asta?"
Columbeanu raspunde:
"Eu as zice ca altcineva i-a omorat iepurele.
Doctorul: "Exact!"
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Daca ati mai vazut asta, scuze!
Sincer, mi se pare simpatica ideea, dincolo de kitsch..


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