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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2011, 19:15 
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mda, nu se tocmai funny. sau ma rog, nu o sa mai fie funny cand un bou cu abtibilduri d-astea pe slicurile de vara imi va f**e mie masina... sa speram ca militienii nu e domn'e prosti...


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PostPosted: 22 Sep 2011, 19:22 
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nu m-am gandit niciodata la asa ceva si nici ca va aparea cineva sa le vanda. Bine, le vinde un erou...

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PostPosted: 22 Sep 2011, 22:14 
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asa e romanul inventiv, incearca sa mai fenteze cumva. ce conteaza siguranta in trafic? important e ca a iesit omul mai ieftin cu un abtibild pe anvelopele de vara si a fentat sistemul :bash:


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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 30 Sep 2011, 02:40 
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Nu stiu daca s-au mai postat...

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PostPosted: 30 Sep 2011, 14:04 
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Un cuplu suedez, amandoi blonzi si cu ochi albastri, cu parintii blonzi si cu ochi albastri, cu cei opt bunici blonzi si cu ochi albastri, au un copil cu pielea neagra, parul carliontat, si ochii negri ca taciunii.

Tatal neincrezator, face proba de paternitate, si medicul ii confirma ca este copilul lui. La protestele tatalui, care nu voia nici in ruptul capului sa inteleaga, medicul explica:

- Avem in fata un caz evident de sindrom Kodak! Vagin larg, organ subtire... intra lumina si se voaleaza filmul!

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Asa se spala o masina! :moron:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7TOd0UgdrA o dementa, cel mai amuzant clip vazut in ultimele luni :))


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Iarta-mi franchetea, insa sunt tare curios sa stiu care este dealul tau cu Rompetrol ... Si eu imi pun combustibil d-ala scump aproape exclusiv de la Rompetrol, insa nu am fost niciodata atat entuziasmat de acest brand sau de produsele lor. Nici mie nu mi-ar strica o reducere la pompa sau ceva similar.... se aude domnul Patriciu ?

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7 zile n-o sa aiba cine sa-ti mai raspunda.. :roll:

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PostPosted: 21 Oct 2011, 16:02 
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PostPosted: 22 Oct 2011, 21:31 
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Pentru ca tot e in desfasurare Drift Grand Prix of Romania, urmariti asta :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
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El: Iubito calca-mi te rog camasa albastra ca am o sedinta importanta azi.
Ea: Ma tu vrei sa te duci la curve!!!
El: Nu iubito, promit, am o sedinta importanta. te rog pregateste-mi si cravata.
Ea: Maaaa, tu vrei sa te duci la curve, d-aia te aranjezi!!!
El: Nu iubito, iti promit!!! te rog si parfumul sa mi-l aduci.
Ea: Pfaaaa, clar te duci la curve la cum te-ai aranjat!!
Promiti ca nu te duci??
El: Iubito!!! Promit!!!!
Se intoarce barbatul beat acasa pe la 4 dimineata si ii spune sotiei:
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