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marius
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Hmmmm...oare cum intru acu' in masina? :thinking:

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Chiar slabanoaga de ea.e cat o aschie dar tot nu se poate strecura printre masini.
Asta e SLR-ul din care...partile private ale lui Britney au vazut lumina flashurilor :twisted:

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Chiar slabanoaga de ea.e cat o aschie dar tot nu se poate strecura printre masini.
Asta e SLR-ul din care...partile private ale lui Britney au vazut lumina flashurilor :twisted:
Care e legatura intre Britney si Paris ?
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Chiar slabanoaga de ea.e cat o aschie dar tot nu se poate strecura printre masini.
Asta e SLR-ul din care...partile private ale lui Britney au vazut lumina flashurilor :twisted:
Care e legatura intre Britney si Paris ?

sunt la fel de penale amandoua :)))!

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In afara de asta :)
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Chiar slabanoaga de ea.e cat o aschie dar tot nu se poate strecura printre masini.
Asta e SLR-ul din care...partile private ale lui Britney au vazut lumina flashurilor :twisted:
Care e legatura intre Britney si Paris ?
Pretene de pahar si tras pe nas :D

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Care e legatura intre Britney si Paris ?
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sunt la fel de penale amandoua :)))!
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Pretene de pahar si tras pe nas :D
Chiar nu stii/stiti?
Fratilor nu stiti ce pierdeti :lol: ...Bagati mesaj pe privat daca vreti sa vedeti ceva cu multi de XXX :twisted:
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alfa 75
Aoleo,nu e funny deloc :cry: Daca e un accident sper ca nu a patit nimeni nimic,iar daca cineva si-a batut joc de Alfa asta in mod intentionat ii urez sa aiba parte de aceeasi povara :evil:

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Un hot intra in casa unui bogatas...
Aude o voce:
-Iisus te priveste!!!
Fura niste bani....:
-Iisus te priveste!!!
"Imprumuta" niste bijuteri:
-Iisus te priveste!!!
Ajunge intr-o camera unde vede un papagal....
Hotul: Cum te cheama pe tine?
Papagalul: Moise...
H: Ce tampit is boteaza papagalul Moise?....
P: Acelasi tampit care si-a botezat pitt-bull`ul Iisus.....

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Americanii, japonezii si romanii isi doteaza fabricile cu un ceas inteligent, cu cuc.



America
Ora 8: Cucu-cucu, bine-ati venit la lucru
Ora 12: Cucu-cucu, pauza de lucru
Ora 17: Cucu-cucu, s-a terminat lucru



Japonia
Ora 8: Cucu-cucu, deja sunteti la lucru?
Ora 12: Cucu-cucu, continuati lucru'
Ora 17: Cucu-cucu, s-a terminat lucru
Ora 20: Cucu-cucu, plecati va rog de la lucru



Romania:
Ora 8: Cucu-cucu, a venit careva la lucru?
Ora 12: Cucu-cucu, a inceput cineva lucru?
Ora 16: Mai e cineva la lucru?
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nevoia de mai multi cai la caruta


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pacat de caruta :wink:

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un blog care m-a amuzat teribil, cititi dialogul :lol:

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Tare :D

Si acum 3 bacnuri si de la mine:

Femeia este cel mai fiabil motor: se adapteaza la orice piston, se lubrifiaza singura, o data pe luna isi schimba uleiul; un plin ii ajunge 9 luni, functioneaza in orice pozitie, se poate porni cu un singur deget. Mai rau e ca nu toti barbatii sint si buni mecanici


O blonda o intreaba pe alta:
- Draga, ai folosit vreodata vibratorul?
- Nu!
- Nici sa nu-l folosesti ca eu aseara mi-am spart 2 dinti! :shock:

O blonda vrea sa afle cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune. Se duce si da de un taran.
Blonda: Cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune, bai taranee?
Taranu: ... itzi dau un indiciu: "taurul f... vaca o data pe an".
Blonda: ... pai si care e sparla?
Taranu: ... itzi mai dau un indiciu:"noi mulgem vacile de trei ori pe zi".
Blonda: ... pai tot nu inteleg ce treaba are asta cu sindromul ...
Taranul: Auzi fa ... io daca ma joc cu tzatzele tale de trei ori pe zi si te f... o data pe an, NU INNEBUNESTI ? :shock:

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Femeile sunt ca si parcarile, cele bune sunt ocupate, iar cele libere sunt pt handicapati.


Se intalneste Orbul cu Schiopul, si il intreaba:
-Ei, cum merge?
-Merge, merge precum vezi.

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Avem un "tradator":

Citat: "...Deja am dat in mintea copiilor. Prietenii nu ma recunosc, ma preocupa buburuza mai mult decat Alfa pe care am abandonat-o.
Ooofff, abia astept sa-i pun jantele de aliaj, si tobita si ....... eleron ........
Oricum, daca gasesc faruri si lampi, dau de stire."

Recunoasteti personajul?

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dcmilitaru Quote:
Avem un "tradator":

Citat: "...Deja am dat in mintea copiilor. Prietenii nu ma recunosc, ma preocupa buburuza mai mult decat Alfa pe care am abandonat-o.
Ooofff, abia astept sa-i pun jantele de aliaj, si tobita si ....... eleron ........
Oricum, daca gasesc faruri si lampi, dau de stire."

Recunoasteti personajul?
incepe cu "63" si se termina cu "fal"?


sau cum "BUBURUZA MICA RASTOARNA CARUL MARE" :D :D :D:D:D:D:

*nu stiu daca observati dar le zice la diminutiv deci chair e indragostit de buburuza (*tobitza)

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Baaaaiiiiii, care este problema !? :scandal3:
Nu trebuie sa fac si buburuza sa arate o mica sportiva ? :sleep:
Va ofticati ? :lol:
Ce, numai @militaru sa fie tziplar :?:
Eu pun suflet pentru masinile mele de unu` singur. Fiecare cu pasarica lui. Je cu masinile, Gabita cu rujuri,parfumuri, oje, hainute, etc. :D Asta e !
Si pana la urma, la Alfa nu mai am ce sa mai fac, Gabita a pus monopol pe Alfa,asa ca ......... :harhar:

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aia cu "tobitza" mi-a placut la nebunie

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Later edit: e postul cu nr 1000 :oops:

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Pfaaaaai am ras ca un apucat :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ascultati cu atentie versurile
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