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Achim
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radetsi si voi ca pe mine ma duare burta deja
hahahahahhahaha :lol:

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ce cauti aici buey?! iti place ce statut am?! (sorry de offtopic)
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Asta seara am vazut pentru prima data.
Incredibil, deja sunt fan :D
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Bleah, aceeasi linie melodica ca si tatal, aceleasi versuri, deja devine obositor.
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marius
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Anuntul privat al unui vanzator de Spider,mai ales ultimul paragraf e... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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facand operatiunea descrisa (alegi numarul, aduni cifrele, le scazi din numarul initial etc) nu iti poate returna decat anumite numere. acele numere au un simbol comun care se schimba la fiecare refresh si se afiseaza in glob. Ca sa va convingeti, nu alegeti nici un numar, uitati-va la numarul 81 (spre exemplu) dati click pe glob si veti vedea ca va aparea simbolul corespunzator. Faceti refresh si veti vedea ca toata lista ramane identica, doar cele asignate numarului 81 si numerelor pereche se vor schimba :wink:

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facand operatiunea descrisa (alegi numarul, aduni cifrele, le scazi din numarul initial etc) nu iti poate returna decat anumite numere. acele numere au un simbol comun care se schimba la fiecare refresh si se afiseaza in glob. Ca sa va convingeti, nu alegeti nici un numar, uitati-va la numarul 81 (spre exemplu) dati click pe glob si veti vedea ca va aparea simbolul corespunzator. Faceti refresh si veti vedea ca toata lista ramane identica, doar cele asignate numarului 81 si numerelor pereche se vor schimba :wink:
de fapt este negativul proiectat in lumina globului. cine are chef sa ia o fotografie( negativ) alb-negru , se uita nitzel la ea dupa care este de ajuns sa se uite pe cer si va vedea exact imaginea. in pozitiv. atentie......FUNCTIONEAZA NUMAI ZIUA. nu va uitati si noaptea :lol: :lol: :lol:

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marius
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Pentru webdesignerii dintre noi,spuneti drept asa e?! :D

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:? :roll: :cry: bah romaneste nu mai vorbiti :lol:

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Marius, nush unde ai gasit chestia aia, dar nu stii cata dreptate poate sa existe in ea :lol:
Tare!

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Buhaaa cat ne-am amuzuat si noi la serviciu pe chestia aia marius......super tare:))))!

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Deci io m-am stricat de ras cand l-am citit pe asta:

Anunt: "angajam vanzatoare"

Se prezinta o fatuca la interviu, patronul o ia
si-o prelucreaza "fata draga noi nu zicem NU la
clienti, ii aburim, ii amanam". zis si facut, trece o luna, prinde fata
manevra, intra un cetatean:
- manusi aveti?
V: pai, sigur... de care sa fie? de piele? tricotate?
- de piele, normale
V: cu un deget, cu 2 cu 5?
- normale, cu 5.
V: albe, rosii, verzi?
- negre, normale.
V: le purtati la palton sau la jacheta?
- la palton, ca vine iarna
V: domnule eu va propun sa veniti maine cu paltonul, sa vedem ce se
asorteaza.
pleaca omul fericit ca-l bagase cineva in seama, cand sa iasa pe usa
intra val-vartej unul hiper-furios c-un colac de buda intr-o mana si
c-o placa de faianta in cealalta:
- cucoana, uite asta-i capacul de la buda, asta-i nuanta la faianta,
curu' ti l-am aratat ieri ACUMA-MI DAI HARTIE IGIENICA????

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marius
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Cum ne vad ei :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =))
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Strict interzis minorilor!!!

Sa imi spuna cineva si mie cum face asta :shock: :shock:

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Simplu :)
Era acolo de la inceput ;)
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Bun, si restul??

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revenind la Viridian Room, pot sa spun ca l-am terminat :D
So...daca mai este cineva bantuit de gandul ca nu a reusit sa`l termine, va ajut eu :)
PS: no cheating, only by my self :sig:

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