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 Post subject: Re: funny stuff
PostPosted: 29 Sep 2016, 15:54 
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de departe pareau si ei oameni :lol:

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parca ma vad pe mine acum vreo 13-14 ani cu haudi.pe langa ca se incingea motorul facea figuri si pompa de injectie.asa ca vara pe ruta braila constanta opream aproape in fiecare loc unde gaseam apa rece sa torn pe pompa de injectie.cand se incalzea si ea mergeam cu 40 km/h si carutele ma depaseau :lol:

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Femei goale cîte vrei Din reviste de doi lei, Unghii negre plus tutun, Băutură şi drum bun! Pot oricînd să susţină teze Despre cutia de viteze
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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2016, 17:58 
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7GB pt un office, am spus wtf... dau custom install... ce sa zic... m-au lamurit maxim... sa inteleg ca de la ~1,3GB la 7GB sunt core files sau cum?
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LE: hahaha fraierul chiar a luat 7GB pt gunoiul ala de aplicatie... culmea ca am mai platit si licenta la mizeria asta. Aveam nevoie de un excel si un word... pe bune 7GB? :lol:
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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2016, 21:59 
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Pinguinul si a lui suita sau chiar Google sunt suficient de bune. Nu mai dati banii pe prostii, luati bomboane la copii.
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Cred ca de funny stuff e asta...

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Ma bucur ca am putut ajuta autoitalia cu convertirea unui document word in PDF... mnoh, munca de nici 2minute. Nu de alta dar pana astazi inainte de pranz aveau un document word urcat pe site privind fisa de preturi si optiuni la Giulia, acum vad ca au versiunea PDF, ce sa mai... lucru de lucru :lol:

LE: si cand va ganditi ca pentru aceasta operatiune simpla, a trebuit sa am instalata o suita office de 7GB de la unchiul billy, care a costat cat a costat... ce sa mai... mare om si unchiul billy :lol:

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PostPosted: 18 Oct 2016, 18:39 
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Poti sa faci converie direct pe net, fara sa ai instalata nici o aplicatie de 7 gb :)

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Traiane nu mai pune si tu paie pe foc, m-am amarat destul saptamana trecuta cand am instalat-o :lol:

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Azi e ziua-n care nu scot masina din parcare. Calaresc! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 Distinctive Elegante Blu Aurora | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDm Distinctive High Blu Oltremare | B 939 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Q2 Rosso Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDm Nero Pastello | B 937 DKR
Ex: Alfa Romeo 147 Facelift 1.6 TS Nero Metalico | B 08 DKR
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O teorie gasita pe net

Turma de bivoli se deplaseaza intotdeauna cu viteza celui mai incet bivol din turma. Cand turma este vânată,de obicei este ucis cel mai slab si mai din urma bivol.Aceasta selectie naturala este benefica turmei ca intreg, pentru ca astfel, prin eliminarea celor mai slabi membri, se imbunatatesc viteza si sanatatea turmei.
Cam in acelasi mod, creierul uman poate opera doar atat de repede cat ii permite cea mai slaba celula.Consumul de alcool, dupa cum se stie, omoara celulele creierului, dar in mod normal prima data omoara celulele cele mai slabe. In acest mod, consumul regulat de vin sau palinca distruge cele mai slabe celule cerebrale, facand creierul o masina mult mai rapida si mai eficienta.
Acesta este si motivul pentru care, intotdeauna te simti mai destept dupa cateva pahare...!!! :lol: :lol:

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Gata ma , puteti cumpara linistiti cazane la pret de nimic . Erorile se rezolva simplu :)

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E nasol cand trece acu prin zona respectiva
O solutie mai bun ar fi sa deconectezi becul respectiv sau sa chiar sa il conectezi la martorul de ulei sa se aprinda si cand pui contactul :))
Zalau style ;)

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Femei goale cîte vrei Din reviste de doi lei, Unghii negre plus tutun, Băutură şi drum bun! Pot oricînd să susţină teze Despre cutia de viteze
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"Uiti ci priezientare o facut baietu la Alfa Romeo 155" :lol: si nu le zice chiar rau. :naughty:
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parca era pe aici un baiat din chisinau cu un 155 :))

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Femei goale cîte vrei Din reviste de doi lei, Unghii negre plus tutun, Băutură şi drum bun! Pot oricînd să susţină teze Despre cutia de viteze
Poa' să fie profesor, Medic sau aviator, Avocat sau conţopist, Inginer, frizer, dentist, Pictor sau electrician, Toţi înjură la volan !
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